Westboro Releases 'You Might Be a Slut' Ad for Limbaugh's Show

[Agorism]

Westboro Releases 'You Might Be a Slut' Ad for Limbaugh's Show

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A church in Topeka, Kansas famous for its "God Hates Fags" protests is hoping to take their message to millions of dittoheads across the U.S.

The Westboro Baptist Church on Friday released two advertisements that they hope to air on Rush Limbaugh's radio show, which is experiencing an exodus of advertisers after he called a Georgetown University law student a "slut" because she spoke in favor of religious institutions providing contraception coverage.

The first spot was a parody of comedian Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" routine.

"If you wear a dress that is strapless with a brassiere that isn't, you might be a slut," an announcer says. "If you are an anchor bimbo for Fox News and your name is Kelly or Julie, you might be a slut."

"If you think it's OK to have sex with men outside the marriage bed, you might be a slut," the commercial continues. "And if you fornicate your brains out and you think the government ought to pay to kill your baby, well, sounds like a slut to me -- and God hates sluts."

A second advertisement proclaims "America is doomed!"

"Your pastors are whores! Your priests rape boys! You murder babies by the millions! You fornicate your brains out!" the announcer exclaims in a reverberating voice similar to many monster truck commercials.

"Divorce! Remarriage! Adultery! Idolatry! You've all lifted up with one voice and said, 'It's OK to be gay.' You only have one hope: obey or perish!"

Westboro spokesman Steve Drain told Southern Poverty Law Center's Hatewatch that the church had some commonalities with Limbaugh, although he declined to say specifically what they were.

“The ad’s message will be that America is doomed because Americans have cast aside the standards of God, and won’t quit their proud sinning,” Drain explained.

Premiere Networks public relations director Rachel Nelson has said that the ads would be dead on arrival.

"Premiere Networks is not considering an offer of sponsorship from Westboro Baptist Church," she remarked.

Limbaugh recently insisted that the company had turned down offers from pro-adultery website AshleyMadison.com.

"We do not [accept] sponsor companies that help people cheat on their spouses," Limbaugh told his listeners last week. "We have not accepted [their offer]. We have never run ads from [them]. We never will."

 

[RiseAgainst]

"We do not [accept] sponsor companies that help people cheat on their spouses," Limbaugh told his listeners last week. "We have not accepted [their offer]. We have never run ads from [them]. We never will."

Interesting, so certainly Rush has never allowed advertisements from Newt, or offered any type of support...

Wait...

 

[Brett85]

"If you are an anchor bimbo for Fox News and your name is Kelly or Julie, you might be a slut."

Lol, that seems kind of out of place. Maybe Megyn Kelly will file a lawsuit against Westboro Baptist Church now.

 

[dannno]

These people are going to hell for sure, and I don't even know if hell exists.

There may just be a hell reserved for these people.

 

[Brett85]

These people are going to hell for sure, and I don't even know if hell exists.

There may just be a hell reserved for these people.

Yep.

 

[ItsTime]

These people are going to hell for sure, and I don't even know if hell exists.

There may just be a hell reserved for these people.

Hell will spontaneously exist just for these people.

 

[Aratus]

the very thought of the arrival on the airwaves of
this new fanclub has got to have made rush's day!

 

[AuH20]

Your pastors are whores! Your priests rape boys! You murder babies by the millions! You fornicate your brains out!" the announcer exclaims in a reverberating voice similar to many monster truck commercials.

Westboro may be twisted but I can't say they're necessarily wrong. The U.S. needs to atone for their sins and then some. It's become as decadent as Rome before the fall. When the reptilian part of the brain rules, this is what we collectively get as a society. Oppression. War. Murder. Infidelity. Ignorance. Gluttony.

 

[bluesc]

Westboro may be twisted but I can't say they're necessarily wrong. The U.S. needs to atone for their sins and then some. It's become as decadent as Rome before the fall. When the reptilian part of the brain rules, this is what we get as a society. Oppression. War. Murder. Infidelity. Ignorance. Gluttony.

I'm so high right now.

 

[Brett85]

Westboro may be twisted but I can't say they're necessarily wrong. The U.S. needs to atone for their sins and then some. It's become as decadent as Rome before the fall. When the reptilian part of the brain rules, this is what we collectively get as a society. Oppression. War. Murder. Infidelity. Ignorance. Gluttony.

Yeah, it's just that they shouldn't say it with so much hatred. Love wins over more hearts than hate.

 

[pcosmar]

Westboro may be twisted but I can't say they're necessarily wrong. The U.S. needs to atone for their sins and then some. It's become as decadent as Rome before the fall. When the reptilian part of the brain rules, this is what we collectively get as a society. Oppression. War. Murder. Infidelity. Ignorance. Gluttony.

Wait, wait, wait...

Is this where that reptile bullshit comes from.?
I hear people talking about the reptiles/reptilians,, and I never knew wtf they were talking about.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

I'm so high right now.

Me too

 

[Sola_Fide]

These guys are idiots and bring disrepute on Christ's name. They are more a family-cult because most of the people at their church are related to one another.

They don't preach the gospel. The gospel is: a man is saved by having faith in Christ's perfect righteousness.

These guys completely over-emphasize the social witness of Christianity to the point that they don't even care about the plank in their own eye.

 

[Philosophy_of_Politics]

The only group of people where I believe abortion should have been legal.

 

[The Goat]

I'm so high right now.

aliens? XD

 

[sparebulb]

"If you are an anchor bimbo for Fox News and your name is Kelly or Julie, you might be a slut."

Lol, that seems kind of out of place. Maybe Megyn Kelly will file a lawsuit against Westboro Baptist Church now.

Truth is an absolute defense against libel and slander. Most people would not be excited to be deposed on the subject of their sexual history.

 

[AuH20]

Wait, wait, wait...

Is this where that reptile bullshit comes from.?
I hear people talking about the reptiles/reptilians,, and I never knew wtf they were talking about.

The lower part of the brain. It's referred to as the reptilian brain or R-complex. Most Americans are slaves to the insatiable wants of the Reptilian portion because they never developed the higher portion (neocortex) of their brains. Historically, weak people are easier to control whether it's drugs, religion, sex, material excess or food. If one doesn't have the discipline to control their own behavior and analyze the long term pros/cons for that particular individual, then they are essentially vulnerable to the charms of inanimate objects or abstract activities.

The R-complex consists of the brain stem and the cerebellum. Its purpose is closely related to actual physical survival and maintenance of the body. The cerebellum orchestrates movement. Digestion, reproduction, circulation, breathing, and the execution of the "fight or flight" response in stress are all housed in the brain stem. Because the reptilian brain is primarily concerned with physical survival, the behaviors it governs have much in common with the survival behaviors of animals. It plays a crucial role in establishing home territory, reproduction and social dominance. The overriding characteristics of R-complex behaviors are that they are automatic, have a ritualistic quality, and are highly resistant to change.

 

[oyarde]

Westboro may be twisted but I can't say they're necessarily wrong. The U.S. needs to atone for their sins and then some. It's become as decadent as Rome before the fall. When the reptilian part of the brain rules, this is what we collectively get as a society. Oppression. War. Murder. Infidelity. Ignorance. Gluttony.

Oh crap , I , just knew I was going to get busted for my once or twice a week gluttony , and in my old age , I have broken myself of all others . Thanks AuH20 for reminding me , but , yeah , they are wrong , I will keep my flaws between , God , myself and you guys , I need no Westboro "Baptist " nuts..

 

[oyarde]

Wait, wait, wait...

Is this where that reptile bullshit comes from.?
I hear people talking about the reptiles/reptilians,, and I never knew wtf they were talking about.

Myself as well , but in the spring . I do like to warm up in the sun , so .... I just figuredit was from the olden days of less civilization , so , I am sticking with that...

 

[AuH20]

Oh crap , I , just knew I was going to get busted for my once or twice a week gluttony , and in my old age , I have broken myself of all others . Thanks AuH20 for reminding me , but , yeah , they are wrong , I will keep my flaws between , God , myself and you guys , I need no Westboro "Baptist " nuts..

I'm not a fan of their tactics, methodology or general worldview, but if you look around at the carnage, you can't really say they're wrong. Society is nearly broken at every level, and the supposedly most pious are the most rapacious, whether it's Hollywood or the Vatican. Human beings value the lives of animals over babies. The value system is completely nonexistent. Here and now pleasure is the number #1, 2 and 3 priorities of the sheep to such a degree, that I really believe FEMA should set up government sponsored whorehouses that would act as roach motels (sheep go in but they don't come out). Group think is predominant as exhibited by the majority wanting Tehran transformed into a burning cinder-box.