We Can Steal Third If You Promote This Enough

take all your friends to the bar at noon, tell them you'll be Designated driver... get them sauced and start talking about FREEDOM AND HOW THE GOVERNMENT FUCKS YOU EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!!

Then talk about getting tattoos of Ron Paul on your chest and going to the polls with those bad boys blazin... then walk right in there and vote for Freedom.

Then when you get to the tattoo shop, everyone will chicken out, but feel guilty and have to vote for Ron Paul.
 
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