We are worried about "the cow" when it is all about the "Ice Cream"

Roxi

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this was posted by a friend on facebook thought you guys would like it :)


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Every one applauded.

He sat down and Olivia came to the podium.

Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was the ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a land slide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and fifty-two percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other forty-eight percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.
 
This is good, except the way the election really went, Olivia would still be offering free ice cream, while her opponent Jamie would be telling the kids "The fourth graders are threatening to beat us all up! You wouldn't want that, would you? How is a girl going to protect you?!"
 
If she gets an ice cream machine and starts making ice cream around the clock, eventually there will be so much ice cream that no one will want it anymore.
 
i would also think if she were actually representing obama she would blatantly tell people that she was going to steal the money from half of them to buy the ice cream
 
Great story Roxic :).

My sure to win 3rd grade speech:

"My fellow classmates. While it is true that in order to fund our expendatures, we have had to promise to be personal slaves of the fifth graders through our junior years in high school, we must not back down now! To stop raiding the fourth graders, or to cease from stationing security guards in all their classrooms, would be to surrender to the fourth graders!! I call for even more and larger raids on the fourth graders, and I vow never to cut and run, no matter how many spit balls they send our way!! Also, I will remain vigalant against the second graders' continued goal of paper airplanes of mass destruction. I heard they have paper in their classroom now, and I'm pretty sure one of them looked at me funny the other day! Everyone deserves an ice cream. Let us not leave the poor among us to suffer with sub standard drumstick cones or sandwiches-- no!! Hagen Daas or Ben and Jerry's is a basic human right!! And, I will seek to expand our coverage to include soda pop as well!

Vote for me!! I will borrow more and give you stuff, and I will keep you safe from all the scary things I told you about!!
 
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