Zsuzanna posted:
My kids had the following conversation at the store yesterday, very loudly, and within ear shot of several other customers:
John (4 years old): Barack Obama, and the devil, and the government are worser than anything else in the world.
Isaac (5 years old): Mom, John actually told me that he thinks Barack Obama is worse than the faggots.
Ah, precious moments!
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. - Proverbs 22:6
I've been meaning to make this thread for a long time now, but haven't had the time or the will. But now I can't hold it any longer; I have to introduce a very special fundamental Baptist family to the wider audiences of the Internet.
Meet the Andersons. The father, Steven L. Anderson, is a Baptist pastor who runs his own church in Tempe, Arizona. Founded in 2005, it's called the Faithful Word Baptist Church. Here is a nice photo of Steven:
Before we delve into the site's contents, let me introduce the pastor's good wife Zsuzanna. She is a Hungarian expatriate with her own frequently updated blog.
http://stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/
This blog features posts ranging from cute pictures of her children taken on family trips to tips for other mothers on various child-related problems to condemning faggots and Obama to hellfire and explaining why it's A-OK for Christians to openly hate and judge their fellow men. If I didn't know any better I'd think the author of this blog had serious mental issues. But Zsuzanna is a sweet lady. Just don't be gay or Muslim or liberal or belong to 98% of the world's remaining population and you're good. And what's more important, saved.
The quote I began this post with comes from her blog. She's already deleted the original post, but traces of it can still be found all over the Internet. The now deleted blog post was titled "Out of the mouths of babes."
Steven and Zsuzanna have five children: Solomon (7), Isaac (6), John (4), Miriam (2), and Rebecca (0). The older ones are homeschooled. I feel bad for them.
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Meanwhile, the Faithful Word Baptist website offers a very clear view on what pastor Steven Anderson thinks about certain matters, such as:
Homosexuality
Gay expert posted:
A common misconception is that homosexuals are only attracted to and only prey on men. It is clearly seen in the Bible that homosexuals are perverted in other ways and are always bisexual.
Just because a man is married and has children does not rule out the fact that he is a sodomite pervert. This is one reason why small children should not be left alone with a man that is outside their immediate family. Little girls should also not be left alone with a man outside their immediate family because they are not immune to being victimized by a Sodomite. Molestation can irreparably damage young children, so it is our responsibility to keep our children safe from such danger.
It is time that preachers and Baptist people take a stand against the Sodomite freaks and turn off the television that tries to shove their perversion down our throat. God help a generation of Christians that does not think that homosexuality is “that bad.” We need a revival of old-fashioned righteous indignation and hatred for sin and perverts.
According to Steven, becoming involves an intricate process that is outlined in the Bible (Romans 1:21-28):
Gay expert posted:
1) They knew God (they were exposed to the knowledge of God).
2) They glorified him not as God.
3) Neither were they thankful.
4) They became vain in their imaginations.
5) Their foolish heart was darkened.
6) Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.
7) They changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man.
8) God gave them up to uncleanness.
9) They changed the truth of God into a lie.
10) They worshipped and served the creature more than the creator.
11) God gave them up unto vile affections.
12) Their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature.
13) The men burned in lust one toward another.
14) Men with men working that which is unseemly.
15) They did not like to retain God in their knowledge.
16) God gave them over to a reprobate mind to do those things which are not convenient.
Music
Christian hymn listener posted:
If music without drums, syncopation, or a rock beat is acceptable music, then “Yesterday” by the Beatles would be suitable for a Christian. This song has no drums, syncopation, or rock n roll beat – so what’s wrong with it? It doesn’t talk about drugs, illicit behavior, or violence – so what’s wrong with it? What’s wrong with it is the source. It was written by God-hating communist devils. Rock n roll music was pioneered by ungodly sinners like Little Richard, a sodomite filthy animal, and Ray Charles, a heroin addict. The source of rock n roll music is ungodly.
According to God, there are only two sources of music – the Father and the world. “For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.” – I John 2:16. God says that all that is in the world is not of the Father and falls under one of these three sinful categories – the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life. Therefore all music from the world is wrong because the source is wrong. Therefore not only rock n roll music is wrong, but pop, rap, country, rock, jazz, classical, and easy listening are all wrong as well because they are of the world.
Why the King James Bible is the Word of God without error
White Protestant posted:
In the 17th and 18th centuries, the nation God was using the most was the nation of England. Over time, the United States of America picked up the torch of the gospel and has been used by God unlike any other nation. The United States has mightily been used by God to take the gospel to the world. English has also become the universal second language of the world. In God’s foresight, he supplied the English-speaking people with a perfect preservation of his word, the King James Bible. Since then, the King James Bible has been translated directly into hundreds of languages and has been the standard for numerous other foreign language translations.
Male Gynecologists
Uncomfortable with own sexuality posted:
Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor’s office for decency’s sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.). His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.
Television
a.k.a. The Leaven of the Pharisees
The Brady Bunch is out to get you posted:
From the beginning, the producers of television have had an agenda. Even in the most “harmless” of shows, alternative lifestyles are being promoted. Consider, for example, “The Andy Griffith Show.” The show centers around a single parent who lives with his aunt. Admittedly, his wife supposedly died, and he is not divorced. However, we are still being desensitized to the idea of a single parent which is neither the norm nor God’s plan. The show also features a character, Gomer Pile, who is played by a man who is a homosexual in real life.
Consider “The Brady Bunch.” The show is about a widowed man and a widowed woman who have three children each. Now they are married and have six children collectively. This is an extremely rare scenario but mirrors the very common scenario of divorce and remarriage. We are subliminally being exposed to the idea of stepparents and stepchildren which is far more common in divorced situations than in the rare circumstance of young widows.
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The good pastor also has an active Youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/sanderson1611
Where we learn, among other things:
- That Jesus wore pants (and NOT a dress)!
- How to go soul-winning... in Norwegian!
- How to BURN the corrupt NIV (per)version of the Bible on a BBQ grill! (at 1:30)
- That birth control pills cause silent abortions!
- That Judaism is the religion of the Antichrist!
- That Martin Luther's 95 theses are heresy! (That coming from a Protestant... )
- That the Baby Boomer generation is godless for not being as overtly batshit insane as people like Mr. Anderson are! Also that all other Protestants are half Catholics and Baptists are the real deal!
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The reason I decided to bring our good pastor up now is this incident, which happened around the night of April 14/15, as reported by Phoenix News Times. There are many Youtube videos relating to the incident. Check out Zsuzanna's blog for them.
News Times posted:
Pastor Claims Abuse at Border Patrol Checkpoint on Interstate 8
A local Baptist pastor who was left bloodied and indignant Tuesday night after a stop at the Border Patrol's checkpoint on eastbound Interstate 8 wonders in a recent video, "Why is this happening in the United States of America?"
New Times readers who remember our February 2008 article on the infamous checkpoint know the answer: Because of a disputed -- but still potent -- U.S. Supreme Court ruling.
As the article states, the Border Patrol was granted an exception to normal Fourth Amendment procedures, allowing the agency to set up checkpoints with trained dogs on any road within 100 miles of the international border. Funding for drug-and-human-sniffing dogs increased after the 9/11 attacks, resulting in thousands of recreational pot users -- and few criminals or illegal immigrants -- getting busted at the Interstate 8 checkpoint.
Pastor Steven Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church, 2707 West Southern Avenue in Tempe, presumably doesn't use drugs or smuggle undocumented workers into the country. His offense was to demand a Constitutional right that doesn't apply near the border.
In a YouTube video Anderson made and posted yesterday, the pastor narrates a tale that should send chills down the spine of any American.
While driving through the checkpoint, located about 70 miles east of Yuma, a Border Patrol dog "alerted" to the pastor's vehicle, and agents instructed him to pull his car over to an inspection area. Anderson refused, claiming the dog had seemed mellow and that the agents had no right to search him. Agents blocked his path for an hour until an officer from the Arizona Department of Public Safety showed up, Anderson says.
The lawmen broke his vehicle's windows with hammers, shot him with a Taser and threw him to the ground, he says.
"He's got his foot on my head," Anderson says of one officer. "I'm shot by more Tasers again... They're just torturing me with these Tasers again and again."
Anderson doesn't make it clear who's doing the brutalizing, whether Border Patrol agents or state troopers or both. His vehicle was searched, but no contraband was found, he says.
His forehead bleeding from cuts, Anderson was arrested and driven to an urgent care facility in Yuma. A DPS trooper ignored his desperate pleas to be allowed to urinate until Anderson was in pain, he says.
The pastor received 11 stitches and spent the night in jail. He has an arraignment tomorrow at 10 a.m. in Yuma, at which he'll plead not guilty to whatever charge they try to throw at him.
Perhaps God will be on his side, even if the Supreme Court isn't.
Karma is a bitch.