Twas the night before Tea Party, and all through the Forum,
Not a Paulite was sleeping, not one of them snorin'
The pledges hung silent on TeaParty dot com
In wishing Ron Paul a new huge money bomb.
The posters were huddled before HPs and Dells.
None showered for days. Eyes stung from the smells.
Their keyboards were cruddy. Their buttcheeks were numb.
With wishes that Midnight would hurriedly come
When up on the forum there arose such a clatter
I maneuvered my mouse to see what was the matter
A Hollywood commerical from Eliberty!
We need 8 to 10 million for the country to see!
The meter hung silent at eleven point five
I clicked on "Refresh" to make sure it's alive
And just after settling from two really bad farts,
My clock strikes on midnight. The TeaParty starts!
Now 12 Mill. Now Thirteen and Fourteen. Don't Stop!
On Paulite! It's alright! Go right to the top!!!
On Eighteen! On Twenty! The meter is broke!
The day's just beginning. I'm having a smoke....
Not a Paulite was sleeping, not one of them snorin'
The pledges hung silent on TeaParty dot com
In wishing Ron Paul a new huge money bomb.
The posters were huddled before HPs and Dells.
None showered for days. Eyes stung from the smells.
Their keyboards were cruddy. Their buttcheeks were numb.
With wishes that Midnight would hurriedly come
When up on the forum there arose such a clatter
I maneuvered my mouse to see what was the matter
A Hollywood commerical from Eliberty!
We need 8 to 10 million for the country to see!
The meter hung silent at eleven point five
I clicked on "Refresh" to make sure it's alive
And just after settling from two really bad farts,
My clock strikes on midnight. The TeaParty starts!
Now 12 Mill. Now Thirteen and Fourteen. Don't Stop!
On Paulite! It's alright! Go right to the top!!!
On Eighteen! On Twenty! The meter is broke!
The day's just beginning. I'm having a smoke....
