kathy88
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Twas’ the night before Super Tuesday and all through the Rep’s House
The GOP sat all smugly and ran their big mouths
“We got this, it’s ours…” as they slapped their friends’ backs
While Frothy, abstaining gave one-eyed Ricky Junior his whacks
And Newt, cross the country, takes an intern’s left hand
And shoves it down his huge trousers, saying “this olde party’s grand”
The Mittster is comfy under 10billion count sheets
The ones that we’ll pay for unless his campaign we defeat
But out in the plains, a dull roar, nay a clatter
5000 True Patriots are making a splatter
With signs and wee blimps on a stick held so tight
They’re patiently waiting for something so right
And at last they’re rewarded for out of the night
Came the most honest true statesman to ease them of their plight
He speaks of freedom and rights and equality for all
While Newt, Mitt and Frothy think it’s utter gall
They know not the truth if it smacked them all down
They mock him they tease him they call him a clown
On Mittens, on Newter on Frothy the fake
On Palin and Christie they’re so hard to take
But this, such a good thing, must come to an end
Ron’s building momentum, creating a trend
There’s more than just them that he has to enthrall
So they screamed out behind him there’s NO ONE BUT PAUL
The GOP sat all smugly and ran their big mouths
“We got this, it’s ours…” as they slapped their friends’ backs
While Frothy, abstaining gave one-eyed Ricky Junior his whacks
And Newt, cross the country, takes an intern’s left hand
And shoves it down his huge trousers, saying “this olde party’s grand”
The Mittster is comfy under 10billion count sheets
The ones that we’ll pay for unless his campaign we defeat
But out in the plains, a dull roar, nay a clatter
5000 True Patriots are making a splatter
With signs and wee blimps on a stick held so tight
They’re patiently waiting for something so right
And at last they’re rewarded for out of the night
Came the most honest true statesman to ease them of their plight
He speaks of freedom and rights and equality for all
While Newt, Mitt and Frothy think it’s utter gall
They know not the truth if it smacked them all down
They mock him they tease him they call him a clown
On Mittens, on Newter on Frothy the fake
On Palin and Christie they’re so hard to take
But this, such a good thing, must come to an end
Ron’s building momentum, creating a trend
There’s more than just them that he has to enthrall
So they screamed out behind him there’s NO ONE BUT PAUL
