That's right. Here's everyone saying, Teh Trump is doing everything the Deep State says, and when they say Jump he only asks, how high? Why do they sound like Democrats, because of course Democrats complain about the Deep State all the time? Don't you know that CNN lies all the time, except when CNN said the Deep State gave a damn whether Teh Trump or Clinton won, like they weren't identical, because they had to have been telling the truth then even though they never tell the truth ever?
Of course when the media allegedly lied about Trump during the campaign, he always used Twit-er to tell us the truth, and all we've seen on his Twits lately is NATO is good, and Yellin is good, and China isn't a currency manipulator, and that's okay too. Because the CIA will kill him. Never mind that the excuse we all gave for leaving Rand Paul in the dust and chasing after Teh Trump (besides the fact that CNN told us and told us and told us they didn't like Trump, and didn't mention Rand Paul even once) was Teh Trump had the balls to talk like a third grade bully, and Rand Paul told us what was really going on in a rational manner. Never mind that we all saw third grade bullies who were all talk and, when push came to shove, ran like rabbits. Never mind that Rand Paul proved he has balls by standing up in the Senate and pushing back against the Deep State, time and time again, just like his father. Teh Trump talked tough, like he had balls so of course we had to take a chance and elect him, and see if he had balls, because we knew Rand Paul had balls but he didn't talk like a third grade bully, and CNN which always lies except when it says it doesn't like Teh Trump told us it didn't like Teh Trump, and never talked about Rand Paul enough for us to know if they liked him or not.
So naturally we went with the third grade bully who pretended he had balls, and ignored the guy who had already proven he has balls, and now it's completely understandable that the third grade playground bully has no balls after all, because he doesn't want to get shot and start the Revolution, because then he'd be dead and wouldn't get to go down in history as the guy who started WWIII for the Deep State. And anyone who doesn't understand that is a dirty Democrat, and doing the bidding of the Deep State, because the Deep State is capable of putting up two puppets and pretending they're different so they don't have to care which one we pick, but they aren't capable of having CNN lie to us and pretend they don't like one of them when they really do.
But it isn't us who are getting played, it's you guys who predicted Teh Trump would fold like a road map who got played, even though Teh Trump has, indeed, folded like a road map. Just because you predicted exactly what would happen doesn't mean you weren't getting played. You were obviously getting played because if you weren't, then we were getting played, and that's not an acceptable answer. So we all need to be patient, so in four years when WWIII is over, and the dollar is worthless and all our jobs are gone, and we're all huddled in caves hiding from the radiation, and Teh Trump sends a Twit from his NORAD bunker that he's commuting Assange's sentence from Death to Life, you'll have to stop saying you told us so and we can say we told you so!
Because that's the way George Washington and Thomas Jefferson did it! They mistook bravado for balls all the time, and chose bravado over balls, and sat around reading nothing but the British press because they thought they could tell the British lies from the British truth, and accused all the people who read Thomas Paine and knew what was going on of being brainwashed, and sat around for months trying to convince themselves they did right choosing Benedict Arnold's bravado over Nathan Hale's balls, and that's how we got free, right?
