How is Trump a Trojan Horse candidate if he is deep state like you say? The deep state had all the candidates except Rand, they didn't need a Trojan Horse..
See Rand run. Run, Rand, Run!
Rand is not controlled by the Establishment. The Establishment is not happy Rand is running. See the Establishment frown.
The Establishment throws lots of candidates in the race. See all the candidates. Candidates and candidates and candidates!
No one cares about all the Establishment candidates. The voters don't want an Establishment candidate. There are more than twelve Establishment candidates. That's more than a dozen! But they aren't stealing enough votes from Rand.
One day, the Establishment is watching NBC. They see an orange clown. They listen to him yell and blather. Blather, blather, blather!
They ask each other, is this guy Establishment like us? Of course he is! He's rich! He bribes politicians all the time, then brags about it! He invited his friends the Clintons to his latest wedding!
But can we fool people into thinking he's an outsider, they ask? Maybe if he and our media yell at each other a lot. Chloris Leachman and Valerie Harper yelled at each other a lot on the
Mary Tyler Moore show, and they were good friends. Tony Randall and Jack Klugman yelled at each other a lot on
The Odd Couple, and they were good friends. And lots of people believed they yelled at each other even when the cameras weren't filming them, though it wasn't true.
See fans of the shows come up to Mr. Klugman and Ms. Leachman on the street. See them say, you should be nicer! See the Establishment watching this. See them say, these dumbasses aren't any smarter than primary voters. In fact, they
are primary voters!
So they threw the orange clown in the race. He bickered with the reporters. Bicker, Bicker, Bicker. And they showed him bickering with the reporters in the morning. They showed him bickering with the reporters in the afternoon. They showed him bickering with the reporters all night, every night. Bicker, bicker, bicker.
And then the pollsters took a poll. Hey, said the pollsters, the dumbasses are buying it! And no one ever pointed a camera at Rand again. All the cameras were pointed at the orange clown. Bicker, bicker, bicker. Blather, blather, blather.
And the people who didn't want an Establishment candidate voted for the orange man. And the Establishment lived happily ever after.
Do we understand now? Or do I need to get it down to the
first grade reading level?
But, of course, that's not the question. The question is, are you going to come up with a fresh line of shit? Or are you going to run to a different thread, and continue pretending that this incredibly simple and obvious thing is too adult a concept for you?