I went to Naval Nuclear Power School in Orlando. I was so busy studying all the time that I didn't even know we had a newspaper.
When I think back to all the crap I learned in Nuke School
It's a wonder I can think at all.
Startup rate equations, isotope decay chains
Galley chow and P.T. volleyball
Power schoooooool
we were the brightest sailors, though we were romantic failures
and I spent five long years without a date (oh yeah).
I was the last to finish, but my pride is undiminished
'cuz I earned EVERY LAST DIME of that enlistment pay.
(apologies to Paul Simon)