Today I filed to run for state representative in the 113th district in Kansas

I edited the first part of your webpage to read...

I’m ??? Fairchild, your conservative republican candidate for district 113 in the Kansas House of Representatives.

Born in Stafford and raised on a farm in St. Johns, I am a National Honor Society graduate of St. Johns High School and hold a degree in Business Administration from Sterling College. I worked at CPI in Great Bend for a couple of years before returning to the family farm, and also have experience as a public school teacher.

I attend Calvary Baptist Church in Stafford, where I’ve served on the finance committee and with the AWANA program. As a strong, pro-life christian, I pledge to introduce a Life at Conception bill to clarify that unborn children have legal protection under the 14th Amendment, and these children cannot be deprived of Life, Liberty, or Property without Due Process of Law. This will be the first bill that I introduce as a state legislator.
 
Forget issues, platforms, beliefs, and principles.

You need a hook that Boobus can sink in dentures into.

Might I suggest.... MAKGA.
 
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Forget issues, platforms, beliefs, and principles.

You need a hook that Boobus can sink in dentures into.

Might I suggest.... MAKGA.

Don't forget issues, platforms, beliefs, and principles, they are important.

However you are correct that slogans and personality are even more important when herding the sheeple, MAKE KANSAS (AND AMERICA) GREAT AGAIN is a good slogan in these times, he should definitely use it before an opponent does unless he comes up with something better.
 
An even better strategy would be to always depict yourself with a Bible in one hand, and the 'murikan phlag in the other and preach killing "our enemies". Really get those redlegged jayhawkers rallied up in a John Brown killing frenzy.

The promise of a greater vitriolic body count is a proven way to defeat your R opponent in fly-over country.

Boobus really does respond as the stereotype.

Don't forget the pandering Juan Deere hat.
 
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An even better strategy would be to always depict yourself with a Bible in one hand, and the 'murikan phlag in the other and preach killing "our enemies". Really get those redlegged jayhawkers rallied up in a John Brown killing frenzy.

The promise of a greater vitriolic body count is a proven way to defeat your R opponent in fly-over country.

Boobus really does respond as the stereotype.

Don't forget the pandering Juan Deere hat.
I cried eagles.
 
Let's not forget that it I easy for any opponents to search for his name and find this thread and use comments by others here to smear him.

Sorry, I don't self censor.

If Brett thinks that he will be smeared by association with RPF, he will slink away like any other wannabe politician.

Or, he might refute my brilliant, albeit sarcastic, truths about the Kansas variety of boobus.

Or, perhaps he embraces free discussion and politely avoids contentious topics on internet forums.

Kansas, by the way, has produced perhaps the most virulent strain of murderous ideologues and neocons and gun-grabbers from John Brown to Bob Dole, Sam Brownstain, and Nancy Kassebaum.
 
I’ve found that a lot of the social conservatives that I’ve talked to in my area are very open minded when I advocate a non interventionist foreign policy. I don’t believe they’re neocons or warmongers. It’s actually been my experience that the non religious conservatives tend to be more pro war.
 
I’ve found that a lot of the social conservatives that I’ve talked to in my area are very open minded when I advocate a non interventionist foreign policy. I don’t believe they’re neocons or warmongers. It’s actually been my experience that the non religious conservatives tend to be more pro war.

That's how it seems to me as well, even those who love the MIC are open to doubting that any given war is a good idea, every year that passes since 9/11 sees a drop in WOT fervor.
 
Sorry, I don't self censor.

If Brett thinks that he will be smeared by association with RPF, he will slink away like any other wannabe politician.

Or, he might refute my brilliant, albeit sarcastic, truths about the Kansas variety of boobus.

Or, perhaps he embraces free discussion and politely avoids contentious topics on internet forums.

Kansas, by the way, has produced perhaps the most virulent strain of murderous ideologues and neocons and gun-grabbers from John Brown to Bob Dole, Sam Brownstain, and Nancy Kassebaum.

For Brett's sake lets hope that phill4paul does not see this thread then. Since the last time a simple basic policy question was a directed at a forum member that decided to run in a thread like this, he and others could not hack it, and subsequently derailed it with cussing to get it moved to Hot Topics. A new sanitized version was then created that contained only cheerleading without policy questions since we are all about safe spaces now. ;)
 
I pledge to introduce a Life at Conception bill to clarify that unborn children have legal protection under the 14th Amendment, and these children cannot be deprived of Life, Liberty, or Property without Due Process of Law. This will be the first bill that I introduce as a state legislator.

^ Edited suggested statement from sratiug.

As I recall this was one of the first things Rand did when he took office.
 
Clean site, not cluttered and overwhelming. Header isn't mobile friendly- will want to make sure it's dynamic and will look and play nice with mobile devices.

Besides that, I really like it. Great job, guys and break a leg, Brett.
 
Oh, and it may be cheesy...

I was looking at your education page and you're discussing the raises and teacher pay... I'd really put a lot of focus on that area.

Anyway, on to the cheesy part-

Fair Taxes,
Fair pay,
Fairchild.

🤔
 
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