Time for Ron Paul Fans to Stop Supporting the Constitution

I'm so used to the media's absurdity, I actually wasn't completely sure this was REALLY satire until the disclaimer at the very end. My god. Clearly I need to get out more or visit a damn park with geese or something. I would have had a great laugh with this article if the media wasn't so....well....you know.....&*$%@$. Oh Lord, time to see the geese.
 
If you have to choose between pissing off Stalin or Hitler, you’d be a fool to shrug your shoulders and risk some face time with the dude with the funny mustache (no, the other one with the funny mustache).

Very well done.
 
That was awesome! The nerve of those creeps at Breitbart to put the original out after the way they smeared Ron during the primary is beyond comprehension. It's satisfying to watch them beg for us our vote now and say, "No". I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
 
I didn't even think once that it was satire until you guys posted it was satire, that is how low and stupid I think people can be. I mean..let's be serious, we've seen it all especially during the height of the primaries.
 
I didn't even think once that it was satire until you guys posted it was satire, that is how low and stupid I think people can be. I mean..let's be serious, we've seen it all especially during the height of the primaries.

I shouldn't have read the responses first. :p
 
Sorry, I'm not going to be Mitt's bitch for eight years. He straps them to the car roof.

I know we're a herd of cats and it's almost impossible to get more than two of us to agree on any course of action. Even so, this needs to be our Universal Official Response to Republicans calling on us to throw our principles out on the trash heap where theirs have been for decades, bend over and be Team Players.

Brilliant. Have some rep.
 
Republicans are disgusting, they really truly are. I used to think it was only Democrats who openly shit all over our constitution, guess times have changed. Write-in Ron Paul 2012 and fuck the system.

- Andrew
 
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LMAO...very well done.


I think we can all agree that it would be much better to have a Republican president trampling the Constitution.

That's what it's all about for status quo voters....if this point needs to be made for a liberal audience, just substitute "Democrat" for "Republican" and they'll nod their heads in zombie-like agreement.
 
For such a brilliant work of satire I am wondering why there are tears in my eyes?

I can't even laugh at the situation anymore.

In my wish that the generation in power can't die off soon enough, I also want to make sure the next one isn't as stupid.
 
That was great.

I know someone who will not only miss the satire, but will tell me how right the writer is.
I'm sending this to him. Can't wait for the response.
 
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