The 'Yes' to Sex App

[pcosmar]

Dating...LOL

Try that shit after being married 20 or 30 years.

She'll clap you upside your head with a frying pan.

Carol has her Grandmothers cast iron skillet. (I have been warned)

 

[Suzanimal]

I sure am glad to be married, otherwise I may need one of these...

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Okay, I get the "lady", "mouth", and "butt" but wth is the "stealth" suppose to be?

 

[Cleaner44]

That "lady" one looks like it's straight out of Videodrome. Very disturbing indeed. That stealth one is just laughable.

It looks like having sex with a vending machine.

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

It looks like having sex with a vending machine.

Don't give japan any ideas

 

[Danke]

I think with careful mate selection and enough game, you can do it. Female submission to the male is integral to a healthy relationship anyway, nine out of ten times.

This is why I always like to see her reaction when I try to slip it in the other hole, to see if she is long term relationship material.

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

This is why I always like to see her reaction when I try to slip it in the other hole, to see if she is long term relationship material.

"Can I stick it in your butt? "No." "Why don't you love me?"

 

[Anti Federalist]

This is why I always like to see her reaction when I try to slip it in the other hole, to see if she is long term relationship material.

 

[Carlybee]

"Can I stick it in your butt? "No." "Why don't you love me?"

"Sure...right after I stick this red hot poker up yours"


That my friends is marriage.

 

[Suzanimal]

This is why I always like to see her reaction when I try to slip it in the other hole, to see if she is long term relationship material.

Is that what you were doing in the "I am not engaged, but close" thread?

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Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
What the heck are you hiding in (or retrieving from) her ass crack?
Did you lose the ring in there or something?

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?454123-I-am-not-engaged-but-close&highlight=engaged

 

[specsaregood]

That's not really true. I'm currently dating three women, two of whom are my submissives, and I'm not rich. Now, I don't know how it compares to 50 Shades stuff, but being "alpha" has much more to do with attitude and action than wealth. Alpha fucks, beta bucks.

Lol, people that go around the internet spouting off about being alpha vs. beta arent "alpha". They are posers living out the fantasy of being "alpha". But hey, if that helps you get by...

 

[I<3Liberty]

It reminds me of Pittsburgh Dad's commentary on FSOG **in a Pittsburgh accent** "He [Christian Grey] makes Anna sign all these contracts... who she dating? H&R Block!?" (I just included a link because they disabled embedding.)

In all seriousness, if people feel they have to record themselves exchanging consent, I would really question the lack of trust within their relationship. This sounds like just another bizarre "innovation" brought on by the casual sex culture where a large portion of sexual violence and lack of consent, takes place.

 

[ThePaleoLibertarian]

Lol, people that go around the internet spouting off about being alpha vs. beta arent "alpha". They are posers living out the fantasy of being "alpha". But hey, if that helps you get by...

I'm not a "natural alpha", and I would never claim to be. Looking back, how I ever got laid in my late teens and early twenties is a mystery to me. Naturals don't talk about this stuff, because it's just their nature, they don't even know what they're doing right. True naturals are also extremely rare. Game, the Red Pill, whatever you want to call it is about slowly becoming the man you want to be; being good with women is simply the natural result of accomplishing that. That's something I've been working toward for for a couple of years now, and though I have a long way to go, I've made tremendous strides. I don't claim to be some elite pick up guru, but I do reasonably well, and I'm improving all the time.

 

[Danke]

"Sure...right after I stick this red hot poker up yours"


That my friends is marriage.

That sounds interesting.

 

[Christian Liberty]

Sex will be illegal in the future.

I doubt it. And if they somehow try, it won't last. Kind of like gay marriage won't last. Trying to defy thousands of years of tradition with an innovation is not going to work. (Oh, and establishmentarianism will probably come back eventually, because "religious liberty" is new)

 

[Anti Federalist]

I doubt it. And if they somehow try, it won't last. Kind of like gay marriage won't last. Trying to defy thousands of years of tradition with an innovation is not going to work. (Oh, and establishmentarianism will probably come back eventually, because "religious liberty" is new)

Ok, we'll come back here and see who's right in a hundred years.

Count on it.

Theye have managed to manipulate the most base and core instincts against us, why not sex as well?

And idiot humanity will gleefully follow along.

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

That's probably the only way you can get one to sleep with you. #billcosby

Women say no to me, until they say yes #billcosby

 

[heavenlyboy34]

I doubt it. And if they somehow try, it won't last. Kind of like gay marriage won't last. Trying to defy thousands of years of tradition with an innovation is not going to work. (Oh, and establishmentarianism will probably come back eventually, because "religious liberty" is new)

Protestants did it fairly well, so ya never know...

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Ok, we'll come back here and see who's right in a hundred years.

Count on it.

Theye have managed to manipulate the most base and core instincts against us, why not sex as well?

And idiot humanity will gleefully follow along.

Look for it to be highly systematized and centrally planned. Like the Pink Ticket system envisioned in "We".

 

[GunnyFreedom]

Okay, I get the "lady", "mouth", and "butt" but wth is the "stealth" suppose to be?

 

[PaulConventionWV]

Out of curiosity, why do you think female submission is the key to a great, kinky sex life? Or am I misunderstanding you?

You were the one who said "kinky sex life" as if that was the definition of goodness in marriage.

FWIW, I kind of agree with him. Women can be independent all they want, but I would rather my wife was submissive because, well, it's just the natural order of things. The men are the protectors and the providers. The women have children and manage the household.

I don't think there's anything sexist about that. Would you rather be an expendable male who has to do the hard work and face danger for the sake of his wife and kids? It's just a natural fact that men, being stronger and more physically equipped, do these things and the women, being the ones who can bear children, do what they do to take care of the children and keep their man happy enough to face the challenges he faces every day for her sake.

I'm not saying everyone should do that. By all means, be a strong, independent woman and do the hard jobs, but I think you'll find you're not really marriage material if that's the case. If you do find a man who can deal with that, good for you. I just don't want my marriage to be like that and I think it will make things harder in your life down the road (perhaps not specifically you, but you get the gist).