mac_hine
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Found this on Farcebook. It's written by a dude named Matt Walsh http://www.facebook.com/mattwalshradio?ref=ts&fref=ts
Head over to his page and give him some love. He's also made some great YouTube videos http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMattWalshShow
In the past my debate drinking games have resulted in widespread alcohol poisoning. With this in mind I've decided to come up with a drinking game for tonight's foreign policy debate that is sure to keep everyone stone cold sober.
I'm calling it:
The Worst Presidential Foreign Policy Debate Drinking Game Ever
Here it goes.
Chug a beer if:
- Either candidate says the word "constitution".
- Either candidate mentions Just War theory
- Either candidate brings up the CIA overthrow of Iran's Mohammed Mossadeq in 1953 and accurately traces our current diplomatic tensions with that country back to this event
- Either candidate discusses blowback and talks about the deadly results of excessive micro-managing overseas: i.e. the rise of Osama bin Laden and Sadam Hussein, both of which were at one point funded and armed by the United States
- Either candidate says the word "interventionism"
- Either candidate talks about the obvious contradiction inherent when a government that takes away our liberty at home claims it's concerned with protecting liberty overseas
- Either candidate pledges to end all foreign aid, or pledges to continue it and then offers an intelligent and logical defense of the practice
- Either candidate quotes the Founding Fathers' philosophy on warfare
- Either candidate, rather than simply assert our duty to "protect democracy" all over the world, actually offers a sound philosophical and strategic justification for the idea
- Either candidate says anything remotely insightful at any point about anything
By now your beer should be flat, you haven't taken a single sip and you are still tragically lucid. Sorry about that.
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If your goal is to get shitfaced, I would recommend chugging a beer every time you hear these Words:
Israel
Regime
Nuclear weapons (regarding Iran)
Terrorism
al queda
Brave men and women in uniform
American values
Jihad
I definite recommend drinking light beer. Otherwise, it will probably get ugly.
Head over to his page and give him some love. He's also made some great YouTube videos http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMattWalshShow
In the past my debate drinking games have resulted in widespread alcohol poisoning. With this in mind I've decided to come up with a drinking game for tonight's foreign policy debate that is sure to keep everyone stone cold sober.
I'm calling it:
The Worst Presidential Foreign Policy Debate Drinking Game Ever
Here it goes.
Chug a beer if:
- Either candidate says the word "constitution".
- Either candidate mentions Just War theory
- Either candidate brings up the CIA overthrow of Iran's Mohammed Mossadeq in 1953 and accurately traces our current diplomatic tensions with that country back to this event
- Either candidate discusses blowback and talks about the deadly results of excessive micro-managing overseas: i.e. the rise of Osama bin Laden and Sadam Hussein, both of which were at one point funded and armed by the United States
- Either candidate says the word "interventionism"
- Either candidate talks about the obvious contradiction inherent when a government that takes away our liberty at home claims it's concerned with protecting liberty overseas
- Either candidate pledges to end all foreign aid, or pledges to continue it and then offers an intelligent and logical defense of the practice
- Either candidate quotes the Founding Fathers' philosophy on warfare
- Either candidate, rather than simply assert our duty to "protect democracy" all over the world, actually offers a sound philosophical and strategic justification for the idea
- Either candidate says anything remotely insightful at any point about anything
By now your beer should be flat, you haven't taken a single sip and you are still tragically lucid. Sorry about that.
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If your goal is to get shitfaced, I would recommend chugging a beer every time you hear these Words:
Israel
Regime
Nuclear weapons (regarding Iran)
Terrorism
al queda
Brave men and women in uniform
American values
Jihad
I definite recommend drinking light beer. Otherwise, it will probably get ugly.
Funny.
