The Relentless Misery of 1.6 Gallons

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My order at my favorite Chinese takeout was taking too long. I stopped into the men's room. There I witnessed a common scene: the modern toilet disaster. An otherwise clean business had a restroom calamity on its hands, one so grim that I hesitate to describe it.

The conjectural history is not difficult to reconstruct. The toilet apparently had trouble flushing. There was a plunger by the toilet, of course, as we see everywhere today. The toilet was plunged to get rid of the obstruction, while the obstruction itself spilled all over the floor and stuck to the plunger too.

The customer probably left the ghastly scene in a rush. Management knew nothing. But now customers were coming and going into this bathroom, surely losing all inspiration to eat or order food.

It would be easy to blame the restaurant owners. What is with these people and why can't they at least have a clean restroom? But reacting this way would be unjust. The hidden hand behind this unsanitary calamity is the US government. The true origin of the mess was not in the hour before I arrived but back in 1994, after Congress passed the Energy Policy Act (passed in 1992).

This act, passed during an environmentalist hysteria, mandated that all toilets sold in the United States use no more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush. This was a devastating setback in the progress of civilization. The conventional toilet in the US ranges from 3.5 gallons to 5 gallons. The new law was enforced with fines and imprisonment.

For years, there was a vibrant black market for Canadian toilet tanks and a profitable smuggling operation in effect. This seems either to have subsided or to have gone so far underground that it doesn't make the news. I've searched the web in vain for evidence of any 3.5 or 5.0 gallon toilet tanks for sale through normal channels. I wonder what one of these fetches in the black market. This possible source has no prices and an uncertain locale.

The toilet manufacturers, meanwhile, are all touting their latest patented innovations as a reason for the reduced hysteria surrounding the toilet disaster. I suspect something different. We have all gotten used to a reduced standard of living — just as the people living in the Soviet Union became accustomed to cold apartments, long bread lines, and poor dental care. There is nothing about our standard of living that is intrinsic to our sense of how things ought to be. Let enough time pass and people forget things.

So let us remember way back when:

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Toilets did not need plungers next to them, and thank goodness. Used plungers are nasty, disease carrying, and filthy. It doesn't matter how cute the manufacturer tries to make them or in how many colors you can buy them. In the old days, you would never have one exposed for guests. It was kept out in the garage for the rare occasion when someone threw a ham or something stranger down the toilet.
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Toilet paper was super thick and getting thicker. None of this one-ply nonsense.
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You never had any doubt about the capacity of the toilet to flush completely, with only one pull of the handle. The toilet stayed clean thanks to five gallons of rushing water pouring through it after each flush.

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What we have in these regulations passed since the 1990s is therefore a step backwards from a central aspiration of mankind to dispose of human waste in the best possible way. We have here an instance of government having forced society into a lower stage of existence.

Government has reduced us as people to the point that we either have to enter the black market to get good sewage or come to terms with living amidst periodic spreading of human waste all over our domestic and commercial environment.

Again, this is wholly unnecessary. Capitalism achieved something spectacular in waste disposal. Government came along and took it away from us. That's the story in a nutshell.

Today, every toilet company touts its latest innovations to overcome the problem. There are high-pressure blasters that run off electricity, designed to force a paltry 1.6 gallons of water through fast enough to make the difference. They are shockingly loud and scary. There are new shapes of tanks and new flow mechanisms that are said to compensate for the calamity, but this works only some of the time.

Each of these innovations is patented — meaning that a successful project cannot be copied and improved by other companies. So even if these are improvements, their distribution is limited and the successful aspects of them are not extended by others, for fear of patent lawsuits. The entire market is hobbled.

The result is an entire society of poorly working toilets and a life of adjustment to the omnipresence of human feces, all in a short 15 years. Thanks so much, Congress!

Of course the environmentalists are in on the whole project. They started telling us back in the 1970s that our large tanks were sheer waste. We should put bricks in them to save and conserve. If you didn't have a brick in your toilet, you were considered irresponsible and a social misfit. Eventually of course the brick became, in effect, a mandate, and finally toilets were reduced to one third of their previous size.

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Well, think again: there was wisdom in those old designs. The environmentalists didn't account for the present reality in which people typically flush twice, three times, or even four times during a single toilet event. Whether or not this ends up using more or less in the long run is entirely an empirical question, but let us just suppose that the new microtanks do indeed save water. In the same way, letting people die of infections conserves antibiotics, not brushing teeth conserves toothpaste, and not using anesthesia during surgery conserves needles and syringes.

Here is the truth that environmentalists do not face: Sometimes conserving is not a good idea. There are some life activities that cry out for the expenditure of resources, even in the most generous possible way. I would count waste disposal as one of those.

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Great article. Thanks.

I knew the government was to blame for me clogging up the toilet.:)
 
In this instance, the fact that he was at a Chinese restaurant might have something to do with that. Either that or Taco Bell
 
Should check out the zero water toilets I saw in what was then Yugoslavia. A hole in the ground with a place to put your foot on each side of it. No flushing. Nothing to sit on. Think you are living in the stone age? At least you have toilets which flush! Tour the castles of Europe. No toilets. What did they use? Canisters or vases in the corner of the room behind a drape or curtain. That is why perfume became so popular- to cover up the stench. The images of people holding scented kerchiefs in front of their face. More recently, people in my Dad's generation had outhouses. Reader's Diegest was not for reading as much as it was for toilet paper.
 
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I hate these damn new toilets. Anyone ever see the King of the Hill episode about low flow toilets?
 
Should check out the zero water toilets I saw in what was then Yugoslavia. A hole in the ground with a place to put your foot on each side of it. No flushing. Nothing to sit on. Think you are living in the stone age? At least you have toilets which flush! Tour the castles of Europe. No toilets. What did they use? Canisters or vases in the corner of the room behind a drape or curtain. That is why perfume became so popular- to cover up the stench. The images of people holding scented kerchiefs in front of their face. More recently, people in my Dad's generation had outhouses. Reader's Diegest was not for reading as much as it was for toilet paper.

No offense, and perhaps it wasn't your intention, but this comes off as a "deal with it and be thankful for what you have" post...again, maybe I'm taking it the wrong way.

I think just about all of us here would be very thankful for toilets that use even 1.6 gallons, but, that said, it's still less than ideal compared to how they used to be--which is what the main gripe is about.
 
I had a tenant that would constantly clog his toilet (one of these newer mandated toilets). He even cost me a couple of plumber trips. ( I live out of the area). I had to keep telling him to periodically flush while shitting, not just afterwards.
 
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Engineers are able to design things that function fairly well, considering they have to comply with government regulations. Look at autos and the emission laws. Cars run better and cleaner and live longer than they did in the 1960's, thanks to technological innovations. Politicians pass all kinds of laws, engineers are able to deal with it in most cases.
I installed a new high seat type toilet for my parents a couple of years ago. Boy, that flushes great, one swirl and it is down.
Part of the reason of 1.6 gallons is the water situation in the west and south. The Colorado River is drying up and California will be a desert again in a few years. 5 gallons to flush down a cup of pee is pure stupidity, in my opinion. If its brown, flush it down, if its yellow, let it mellow. But modern suburbia lifestyle demands everything gets flushed.
 
Engineers are able to design things that function fairly well, considering they have to comply with government regulations. Look at autos and the emission laws. Cars run better and cleaner and live longer than they did in the 1960's, thanks to technological innovations. Politicians pass all kinds of laws, engineers are able to deal with it in most cases.
I installed a new high seat type toilet for my parents a couple of years ago. Boy, that flushes great, one swirl and it is down.
Part of the reason of 1.6 gallons is the water situation in the west and south. The Colorado River is drying up and California will be a desert again in a few years. 5 gallons to flush down a cup of pee is pure stupidity, in my opinion. If its brown, flush it down, if its yellow, let it mellow. But modern suburbia lifestyle demands everything gets flushed.

I have to agree. The newer 1.6 gallon toilets flush everything away in two seconds. The older five gallon behemoths swish everything around in a whirlpool and take 8-10 seconds to siphon everything down.
 
And there's always the unintended consequence of government intervention in the free market. In this case, poop sticking to the sewer pipes, causing an odor the city spent $100M trying to get rid of. And now, the government is going to pour bleach into the bay to combat the stink !

http://articles.sfgate.com/2011-02-...1_low-flow-toilets-drinking-water-city-drains


San Francisco's big push for low-flow toilets has turned into a multimillion-dollar plumbing stink.

Skimping on toilet water has resulted in more sludge backing up inside the sewer pipes, said Tyrone Jue, spokesman for the city Public Utilities Commission. That has created a rotten-egg stench near AT&T Park and elsewhere, especially during the dry summer months.

The city has already spent $100 million over the past five years to upgrade its sewer system and sewage plants, in part to combat the odor problem.

Now officials are stocking up on a $14 million, three-year supply of highly concentrated sodium hypochlorite - better known as bleach - to act as an odor eater and to disinfect the city's treated water before it's dumped into the bay. It will also be used to sanitize drinking water.

That translates into 8.5 million pounds of bleach either being poured down city drains or into the drinking water supply every year.

Not everybody thinks it's a good idea.

A Don't Bleach Our Bay alert has just gone out from eco-blogger Adam Lowry who argues the city would be much better off using a disinfectant like hydrogen peroxide - or better yet, a solution that would naturally break down the bacteria.

As for whether the supposedly environmentally friendly, low-flow toilets are worth the trouble? Well, according to Jue, they have helped trim San Francisco's annual water consumption by about 20 million gallons.
 
I have to agree. The newer 1.6 gallon toilets flush everything away in two seconds. The older five gallon behemoths swish everything around in a whirlpool and take 8-10 seconds to siphon everything down.

Hay - come over to my place! - my last load took about 20 flushes before I gave up and snaked the fucker!

It still doesn't swallow the crap like it should.
 
For those that like the will it blend series...

Will it flush?



I've had one of these and it really does work well compared to most others.
 
I have to agree. The newer 1.6 gallon toilets flush everything away in two seconds. The older five gallon behemoths swish everything around in a whirlpool and take 8-10 seconds to siphon everything down.

NOT TRUE. I have a 5 gallon wall mounted tank (from the forties) that makes the house shake when I flush it. --- And when I do...I stand back.... because you might go down with it if you are standing to close! The vacuum is awesome - it makes all the windows in the house bulge inward. :D

I call it my Archie Bunker special. I even thought about charging friends and neighbors just to flush it. Its like a ride at Disney world!

TMike
 
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For those that like the will it blend series...
Will it flush?
I've had one of these and it really does work well compared to most others.

Impressive, I've got a toilet to replace that might just be what I replace it with. Although I would be a bit more impressed if they put the hotdogs in sideways.
 
Impressive, I've got a toilet to replace that might just be what I replace it with. Although I would be a bit more impressed if they put the hotdogs in sideways.

I would be a bit more impressed if they let a few bodybuilders take a dump in it and use charmin ultra soft.
 
5 gallons to flush down a cup of pee is pure stupidity, in my opinion.

Forcibly controlling peoples' use of water is pure stupidity. If there is actually a shortage of usable water, prices will increase and people will ration their own water usage naturally, with no need for ridiculous controls. And I believe households only use significantly less water than industry and agriculture anyway.

So there's absolutely no reason to be forced to pay a premium for engineers to find ways around arbitrary government restrictions (let alone having to leave bodily waste floating around inside the toilet). The tiny-tank toilet in my house sucks. Thanks to the low level of the water in the tank, it splashes you whenever you drop a _____. Disgusting and absolutely needless to have to put up with in the modern age.
 
Forcibly controlling peoples' use of water is pure stupidity. If there is actually a shortage of usable water, prices will increase and people will ration their own water usage naturally, with no need for ridiculous controls. And I believe households only use significantly less water than industry and agriculture anyway.

So there's absolutely no reason to be forced to pay a premium for engineers to find ways around arbitrary government restrictions (let alone having to leave bodily waste floating around inside the toilet). The tiny-tank toilet in my house sucks. Thanks to the low level of the water in the tank, it splashes you whenever you drop a _____. Disgusting and absolutely needless to have to put up with in the modern age.

Sad thing is government intrusion is cutting both ways on this issue. I also agree that using drinking water to flush human waste is, well...a waste of valuable resources. However due to government programming handling human waste in any manner other than flushing can cause you a world of problems with the health department.

http://www.amazon.com/Humanure-Handbook-Guide-Composting-Manure/dp/0964425831 Pretty interesting book on how to handle the issue of waste and water usage. I am not interested in gov't mandating anything on this issue but also want them out of our bathrooms so individuals can make their own choices on the matter.:)
 
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