The Great D.C. Deep State Felonious Subway Sandwich Assault of 2025

[Occam's Banana]

 

[Occam's Banana]

Pam Bondi: throwing a Subway sandwich at a fed "is an example of the Deep State we have been up against"

https://x.com/AGPamBondi/status/1956010229348413694

If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.

I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.

This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ.

You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.

 

[otherone]

Pam Bondi: throwing a Subway sandwich at a fed "is an example of the Deep State we have been up against"

Probably the best use of a Subway sandwich.

 

[Occam's Banana]

Pam Bondi: throwing a Subway sandwich at a fed "is an example of the Deep State we have been up against"

Probably the best use of a Subway sandwich.

... use of a Subway sandwich ... use of a Subway sandwich ... *cogwheels turning*

:Holy shit!

I just realized Bondi might be on to something really big here.

Think about it:

- a Subway sandwich was thrown at a fed
- Subway's most famous spokesperson was Jared Fogle
- on 07 July 2015, the feds busted Fogle, who was exposed as one of the most notorious pedophiles of the 21st century
- just 3 weeks earlier, on 15 June 2015, Donald Trump had officially announced his first candidacy for president.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly, this Subway-sandwich-throwing incident needs to be folded into the Epstein case.

 

[CCTelander]

Pam Bondi: throwing a Subway sandwich at a fed "is an example of the Deep State we have been up against"

https://x.com/AGPamBondi/status/1956010229348413694

If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.

I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.

This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ.

You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.

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So the deep state has escalated to throwing sub sandwiches?

Didn't think they’d go nuclear so soon.

We may be in trouble.

 

[PAF]

... use of a Subway sandwich ... use of a Subway sandwich ... *cogwheels turning*

:Holy shit!

I just realized Bondi might be on to something really big here.

Think about it:

- a Subway sandwich was thrown at an FBI agent
- Subway's most famous spokesperson was Jared Fogle
- on 07 July 2015, the FBI busted Fogle, who was exposed as one of the most notorious pedophiles of the 21st century
- just 3 weeks earlier, on 15 June 2015, Donald Trump had officially announced his first candidacy for president.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly, this Subway-sandwich-throwing incident needs to be folded into the Epstein case.

Plus, Jared was raised in a JEWISH home, had a bar mitzvah while on a trip to Israel, and then was confirmed by his Conservative-Reconstructionist synagogue!!!

 

[TheTexan]

Plus, Jared was raised in a JEWISH home, had a bar mitzvah while on a trip to Israel, and then was confirmed by his Conservative-Reconstructionist synagogue!!!

 

[CaptUSA]

 

[ClaytonB]

This needed update...

 

[ClaytonB]

 

[Voluntarist]

Assault with a breadly weapon

 

[Occam's Banana]

Pam Bondi: throwing a Subway sandwich at a fed "is an example of the Deep State we have been up against"

 

[acptulsa]

Assault with a breadly weapon

 

[Occam's Banana]

 

[acptulsa]

 

[Voluntarist]

Pam Bondi: throwing a Subway sandwich at a fed "is an example of the Deep State we have been up against"

https://x.com/AGPamBondi/status/1956010229348413694
If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.
I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.
This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ.
You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement.

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to persuade a grand jury to approve a felony indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.

The grand jury’s rejection of the felony charge was a remarkable failure by the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington and the second time in recent days that a majority of grand jurors refused to vote to indict a person accused of felony assault on a federal agent. It also amounted to a sharp rebuke by a panel of ordinary citizens against the prosecutors assigned to bring charges against people arrested after President Trump’s deployment of National Guard troops and federal agents to fight crime and patrol the city’s streets.
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It is extremely unusual for prosecutors to come out of a grand jury without obtaining an indictment because they are in control of the information that grand jurors hear about a case and defendants are not allowed to have their lawyers in the room as evidence is presented.

 

[Occam's Banana]

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

This sets a new legal precedent: call it the "Subway exception" to the "you can indict a ham sandwich" principle.

 

[PAF]

This sets a new legal precedent: call it the "Subway exception" to the "you can indict a ham sandwich" principle.

From the article:

Prosecutors typically have 30 days to secure an indictment after a defendant is arrested. If they fail to do so within that window, they either have to reduce the charges to a misdemeanor or dismiss the case altogether.

Reminding me of this:

Post in thread 'Cops Mistake Innocent College Student for Suspect, Beat Him Unconscious'

Feb 22, 2020

Qualified Immunity goes to SCOTUS via attack on James King.



After Police Brutally Beat & Hospitalized James King, The Government Closed Ranks and Is Using a Legal Shell Game To Avoid Accountability

You probably don’t know it, but federal agents are working closely with police where you live.

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[Occam's Banana]

This sets a new legal precedent: call it the "Subway exception" to the "you can indict a ham sandwich" principle.

On a serious note: Good!

Pam Bondi and all the other idiots who pursued this ludicrous "case" (read "petty retaliation") ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Every extra bit of embarrassment they experience as a result is well and truly deserved.

"Felony assault", my ass. "Felony butthurt" is more like it.

 

[Occam's Banana]

On a serious note: Good!

Pam Bondi and all the other idiots who pursued this ludicrous "case" (read "petty retaliation") ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Every extra bit of embarrassment they experience as a result is well and truly deserved.

"Felony assault", my ass. "Felony butthurt" is more like it.