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I'm currently aligned with the Hurricane Party at the moment but it's falling apart.

hurricanes

I love hurricanes!

Did someone say hurricane?


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Have at it.
 
Weeeee! Where do I sign up?! Now THIS is party politics that makes sense to me! LOL

Should I bring a cassarole? ;)
 
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Well Madame Chairminion, I'm up for it. But I'm such a wallflower that I need a Cabinet post. That way I have somewhere to hide.

I'd be happy to offer my services. I could be your Secretary of Transportation (you need someone to change your spark plugs, right?). What would you call one of those? Secretary of Getaway Cars? Head Roadie? Chief of Wrenches (and Wenches)?

As an added bonus (if you act now) I'll throw in my front porch as the Party Platform.
 
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I'd be happy to offer my services. I could be your Secretary of Transportation (you need someone to change your spark plugs, right?). What would you call one of those? Secretary of Getaway Cars? Head Roadie? Chief of Wrenches (and Wenches)?

When I worked at Enterprise Rent-A-Car they called it a V-S-A.

However, I like your humble approach to partisanship, and would like to nominate you for co-chair or something you're better suited for.

acptulsa said:
As an added bonus (if you act now) I'll throw in my front porch as the Party Platform.

rock on.

it's got ceiling fans and what not, right?
 
May I help with the Constitution?

We the People, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party Party for the United States of America.
 
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May I help with the Constitution?

We the People, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party Party for the United States of America.

Excellent start. Might be a good idea to bold "We the People" ...for emphasis
 
Weeeee! Where do I sign up?! Now THIS is party politics that makes sense to me! LOL

Should I bring a cassarole? ;)

Fantastic! We have had a great need for casseroles within this party. Welcome!

Any particular title? For now, you'll be the casserole czar.
 
Sweet! I'm equipped for that!

From a couple of years ago.. Me walking the waves in the middle of the night on the Outer Banks at Nags Head, NC sans wussy hurricane.

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Converse All Stars are now a part of the party's official footwear. Mine are burgundy. All colors are encouraged.
 
Updated platform. We are growing stronger and while we are the second party to be established, we are the largest, the most diverse and by far, the most wicked righteous party. Glad to have all of you on board.

All members have say in this party and directly influence the platform. Join us and be really, really relevant!

Welcome to PARTY HQ, I am founder and chairman amy31416. This party's uses Glam Rocker Dee Snider as a standard in politics. Most members have been indirectly converted to fight for their right to party (yes, he influenced the Beasties) by the wisdom of Dee Snider.

The Party
Slogan: We Agree With Dee Snider On Every Issue​

Party Chairman:
amy31416
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: Purple
Political Position: scientific, equal rights for robots
Forum Position: Godzilla
Seats: 0/0
Party Allies: --- 1 (The Christian Party)
Party Enemies: --- 1 (The Paulian Party)

Party Platform and Views
United States of America
  • Reptillian standard
  • Librarianism
  • Creativism (not to be confused with Creationism)
  • Constitutionalism (my Constitution, coming soon)
  • Home economics heavily stressed.
  • No Federal Reserve, go back to the wampum standard
  • Abolish the IRS and send former employees to go scrub toilets in Gitmo
  • Absolute isolationism
  • End the war on drugs, start the party on drugs
  • No marriage, only 2 year contracts
  • Pro-Life Cereal (tm)
  • No troops in foreign nations except if they're there on vacation
  • Conspiracy hypotheses encouraged
Methods of Liberation
  • Primarily political action
  • Civil disobedience is acceptable, except for my exceptions
  • Non-violet, that's our color
Official Stuff
  • Color- - Purple
  • Song- - Libertania by Capitol K
  • Alternate Song- - Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Footwear- - Converse All-Stars (aka Chuck Taylors)

Constitution (Work in progress)

We the people, in order to form a more perfect party, and scratch together the wherewithal to run out for some alchohol, do ordain and establish the hearty Party party for the United States of America.


List of Members as of September 5th
  1. amy31416, Hostess, Chief Alchemist
  2. constituent/ziggy, Glamour Czar
  3. brandonyates, Vice Hostess
  4. newyearsrevolution08, Chief Mole
  5. jblosser, Parliamentarian Funkadelian
  6. Mark, "Go-To" Guy
  7. DrSpock, DrSpock (hey, it's what he wanted)
  8. Pacelli, Phrenology Czar
  9. kentuckiana*chick, Casserole Czarina, Secretary of Catering
  10. acptulsa, Transportation Minister, Keeper of the Platform, Initiator of Constitution
  11. TruthWarrior, Secretary of Terror, Anti-Member
  12. forsmant, Chair of Party, Secretary of Negativity
 
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx

Yep, Groucho I understand completely and share your sentiments. ;)

:D
 
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx

Yep, Groucho I understand completely and share your sentiments. ;)

:D

the greatest anti-member in the history of the PARTY party so far.

keep fighting the good fight Truth Warrior!
 
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