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[Jeremy]

Do you want to settle this in court? Only one party has the color of Ron Paul Yard Sign Blue!

 

[amy31416]

TS.

Thread Starters and Trans-Sexuals...

Does that mean JosephtheLibertarian gets to join too?

We'd have to vote on that. But I think we're okay--he started his own party of one.

 

[constituent]

We'd have to vote on that. But I think we're okay--he started his own party of one.

excellent, our first army conscript!

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

What is this crap?

 

[Theocrat]

Invitation

Welcome to PARTY HQ, I am founder and chairman amy31416. This party's uses Glam Rocker Dee Snider as a standard in politics. Most members have been indirectly converted to fight for their right to party (yes, he influenced the Beasties) by the wisdom of Dee Snider.

The Party
Slogan: We Agree With Dee Snider On Every Issue​

Party Chairman: amy31416
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: Purple
Political Position: scientific, equal rights for robots
Forum Position: Godzilla
Seats: 0/0
Party Allies: --- 1 (The Christian Party)
Party Enemies: --- 1 (The Paulian Party)

Party Platform and Views
United States of America

• Reptillian standard
• Librarianism
• Creativism (not to be confused with Creationism)
• Constitutionalism (my Constitution, coming soon)
• Home economics heavily stressed.
• No Federal Reserve, go back to the wampum standard
• Abolish the IRS and send former employees to go scrub toilets in Gitmo
• Absolute isolationism
• End the war on drugs, start the party on drugs
• No marriage, only 2 year contracts
• Pro-Life Cereal (tm)
• No troops in foreign nations except if they're there on vacation
• Conspiracy hypotheses encouraged

Methods of Liberation

• Primarily political action
• Civil disobedience is acceptable, except for my exceptions
• Non-violet, that's my color

Official Stuff

• Color- - Purple
• Song- - Libertania by Capitol K

List of Members as of September 5th

1. amy31416, Hostess
2. constituent/ziggy, Glamour Czar
3. brandonyates, Vice Hostess
4. newyearsrevolution08, Chief Mole

You should join the Theocratic Dominionist Party.

 

[amy31416]

You should join the Theocratic Dominionist Party.

Well I can't join, as I am already in a party, but we could be allies. Link me to your specifics, we'll bust out some Manischewitz and talk.

 

[jblosser]

Can I be Parliamentarian? Or at least Parliunitarian? Partymentarian?

As my first official act I would select our parliamentary authority as the current edition of the Official Rules of Calvinball, Newly Revised (CBNR).

 

[constituent]

I was thinking, we might expand our base by including "freebird" as our alternate official song...

you know, in case our precinct level minions can't get a band together well-versed in playing the laptop.

 

[Theocrat]

The Key to the Party

Well I can't join, as I am already in a party, but we could be allies. Link me to your specifics, we'll bust out some Manischewitz and talk.

The only way to find out about the Theocratic Dominionist Party is to have a formal debate and discussions with its members on the issues.

 

[amy31416]

Can I be Parliamentarian? Or at least Parliunitarian? Partymentarian?

As my first official act I would select our parliamentary authority as the current edition of the Official Rules of Calvinball, Newly Revised (CBNR).

Well, how about Parliamentarian Funkadelian? If you agree, you're in and that's your official title.

 

[amy31416]

I was thinking, we might expand our base by including "freebird" as our alternate official song...

you know, in case our precinct level minions can't get a band together well-versed in playing the laptop.

Consider it done. I have absolute confidence in your expertise in this field.

 

[jblosser]

Well, how about Parliamentarian Funkadelian? If you agree, you're in and that's your official title.

Harsh, but fair. Amendment carries.

 

[amy31416]

Harsh, but fair. Amendment carries.

Welcome to the Party party. We need a motto, I'll work on it, until then live long and party.

 

[amy31416]

Adding tags is encouraged!

Bump.

 

[Razmear]

Will there be a game of multiplayer Risk to determine which party becomes the True Party for Conservatives? If so I kick ass at Risk and offer my services to the highest bidder (yeah I'm still broke Joeseph The Lino)

eb

 

[amy31416]

Will there be a game of multiplayer Risk to determine which party becomes the True Party for Conservatives? If so I kick ass at Risk and offer my services to the highest bidder (yeah I'm still broke Joeseph The Lino)

eb

We could arrange a game of Risk as long as it somehow involves Jaeger Bombs.

 

[brandon]

Jager bombs!

By the way, Club Jager in Minneapolis is a really cool spot. good times!!!


And this is for Kludge - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4DVubs9Z0

 

[forsmant]

This party is also retarded.

 

[amy31416]

This party is also retarded.

We encourage it.

 

[amy31416]

Bump!

Don't like any parts of the platform? Get us liquored up and we'll change it if you join!