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Do you want to settle this in court? Only one party has the color of Ron Paul Yard Sign Blue!
 
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amy31416 said:
Welcome to PARTY HQ, I am founder and chairman amy31416. This party's uses Glam Rocker Dee Snider as a standard in politics. Most members have been indirectly converted to fight for their right to party (yes, he influenced the Beasties) by the wisdom of Dee Snider.

The Party
Slogan: We Agree With Dee Snider On Every Issue​

Party Chairman: amy31416
Founded: September 5, 2008
Color: Purple
Political Position: scientific, equal rights for robots
Forum Position: Godzilla
Seats: 0/0
Party Allies: --- 1 (The Christian Party)
Party Enemies: --- 1 (The Paulian Party)

Party Platform and Views
United States of America
  • Reptillian standard
  • Librarianism
  • Creativism (not to be confused with Creationism)
  • Constitutionalism (my Constitution, coming soon)
  • Home economics heavily stressed.
  • No Federal Reserve, go back to the wampum standard
  • Abolish the IRS and send former employees to go scrub toilets in Gitmo
  • Absolute isolationism
  • End the war on drugs, start the party on drugs
  • No marriage, only 2 year contracts
  • Pro-Life Cereal (tm)
  • No troops in foreign nations except if they're there on vacation
  • Conspiracy hypotheses encouraged
Methods of Liberation
  • Primarily political action
  • Civil disobedience is acceptable, except for my exceptions
  • Non-violet, that's my color
Official Stuff

List of Members as of September 5th
  1. amy31416, Hostess
  2. constituent/ziggy, Glamour Czar
  3. brandonyates, Vice Hostess
  4. newyearsrevolution08, Chief Mole
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You should join the Theocratic Dominionist Party.
 
Can I be Parliamentarian? Or at least Parliunitarian? Partymentarian?

As my first official act I would select our parliamentary authority as the current edition of the Official Rules of Calvinball, Newly Revised (CBNR).
 
I was thinking, we might expand our base by including "freebird" as our alternate official song...

you know, in case our precinct level minions can't get a band together well-versed in playing the laptop.
 
The Key to the Party

amy31416 said:
Well I can't join, as I am already in a party, but we could be allies. Link me to your specifics, we'll bust out some Manischewitz and talk.
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The only way to find out about the Theocratic Dominionist Party is to have a formal debate and discussions with its members on the issues.
 
jblosser said:
Can I be Parliamentarian? Or at least Parliunitarian? Partymentarian?

As my first official act I would select our parliamentary authority as the current edition of the Official Rules of Calvinball, Newly Revised (CBNR).
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Well, how about Parliamentarian Funkadelian? If you agree, you're in and that's your official title.
 
constituent said:
I was thinking, we might expand our base by including "freebird" as our alternate official song...

you know, in case our precinct level minions can't get a band together well-versed in playing the laptop.
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Consider it done. I have absolute confidence in your expertise in this field.
 
Will there be a game of multiplayer Risk to determine which party becomes the True Party for Conservatives? If so I kick ass at Risk and offer my services to the highest bidder (yeah I'm still broke Joeseph The Lino)

eb
 
Razmear said:
Will there be a game of multiplayer Risk to determine which party becomes the True Party for Conservatives? If so I kick ass at Risk and offer my services to the highest bidder (yeah I'm still broke Joeseph The Lino)

eb
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We could arrange a game of Risk as long as it somehow involves Jaeger Bombs.
 
Bump!

Don't like any parts of the platform? Get us liquored up and we'll change it if you join!
 
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