The Best Stress Reliever EVER!!!

Cassie Neilson

Cassie Neilson

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If you guys ever get down about anything related to the campaign, take a minute and head over to one of the "forums" for Huckabee, Thompson, or Giuliani. Guaranteed to cheer you up quick and make you laugh your ass off!

mikehuckabeeforum.com
rudygiulianiforum.com
fredthompson.com

There's probably others but those had enough gold in them to keep me laughing and put me back in a good mood. I suggest paying a visit sometime!

By the way, I understand they are fake, but damn they are funny. A big thanks to whomever put those out there!
 
Cassie Neilson said:
If you guys ever get down about anything related to the campaign, take a minute and head over to one of the "forums" for Huckabee, Thompson, or Giuliani. Guaranteed to cheer you up quick and make you laugh your ass off!

mikehuckabeeforum.com
rudygiulianiforum.com
fredthompson.com

There's probably others but those had enough gold in them to keep me laughing and put me back in a good mood. I suggest paying a visit sometime!

By the way, I understand they are fake, but damn they are funny. A big thanks to whomever put those out there!
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There is a pretty good one at www.fredthompsonforum.com
 
Got to love this quote from Huckleberry's forum:

Topic: Please report Ron Paul ( TROLLS ) supporters

"I am doing my best. I have started a posse called "Mole Patrol", with bible in hand and mouse in the other we shall defeat these liberal, commie homosexual heathens."

Are you sure it's your mouse in your other hand, or are you just glad to see yourself?
 
Here I thought this was going to be about sex. Oh well...to the next thread...
 
Here's another good post from the Huck site:

Topic: Huck smites fags with another disease!!! (Read 4 times)

Great news Hucksters!!!!

The Great Huck has finally unleashed his holy-inspired plague to smite all the fags of the world:

Quote
A new, highly drug-resistant strain of MRSA, or methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, has moved outside hospitals and is now spreading among gay men, researchers reported Monday.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,322766,00.html

Amen lord, Amen!!!!
 
From the Huckabee forum:


What size rod for a small child?
« on: January 14, 2008, 01:02:46 AM »
Proverbs 13:24
"He that spareth his rod hateth his son."

What size rod would you all use for an 18 month old toddler? For my 4 and 5 year old, I use the "rule of thumb" to size the thickness for my bamboo cane but when I'm trying to chase my 18 month old little girl down (she's gotten real fast, like she's possessed or something) to beat the love of Jesus into her, sometimes I miss and leave nasty welts on her head with such a thick rod. I think the people at the local Walmart are starting to talk.

Any advice or tips for the proper rod to keep my 18 month old in line? Should I just smack the love of Jesus into her with my backhand?


I should suggest a stiff 2x4, we don't want more of these to get to reproductive age!
 
And this beautiful response: (This one HAS to be from an RP supporter. Please identify yourself so we can all applaud; clap clap clap)

"Sometimes a rod or board is not quite right for such a small child. In this case, I recommend shaking them violently until they understand what you want. This technique is especially useful for children 18 months and down."
 
Thank you, thank you, Cassie, I'm having so much fun!


From the Huckabee forum:
"They are stealing our ideas "
« on: December 24, 2007, 09:37:23 AM »

Pray all you want hippies God will never vote for Ron Paul.
 
This is THE FUNNIEST WEB SITE ON THE NET RIGHT NOW!
Can we all make a top 10 list of "The Best of Huckabee Forums" ?

Here's #10

10) Nightly Huckabee Prayer

Dear Lord,
Now I lay me down to sleep, and pray the lord my soul to keep.
And in the morning when I awake, that you'll make mitt romney go bald, and Rudy admit he's gay. I pray my lord that Fred Thompson, at the next debate, will fall a sleep, and Ron Paul will just go away.
Goodnight dear Lord


"What time are we praying? Let me know so I can get out my prayer rug. I am new to chistianity. So I am not so sure what to do. I was tired of bowing to Mecca and Medina several times a day and was not really into Blowing my self up so I can get laid in heaven. I get laid quit easily and the thought of using those nuclear bombs from a long distance, seem so much more desirable than those fireworks they were trying to convince me to strap to myself. I truely respect God and do beleive that Mike Huckabee is Gods choice to destroy the middle east. So I made the switch because I want to be on the winning team. So please help me to be more Christ like... Please let me pray that beautiful prayer with you @ the same time you pray it."

Response from JewBoy4Huck: Are you a muslim?? Youre starting to make me concerned.
 
RonRules, I think I may be having just as much fun as you are. That site is brilliant. I seriously want to know who's behind these.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8wjJieSib0
"Lordy mercy that video does send shivers down my spine. That Romney devil sure does have Satan on his side. I do pray for fair elections. Only through fair elections will Rev. Mike win. Ron Paul supporters are sure as the nose on my face goin to hell but they shouldnt be cheated. I will have the ladys at the craft shop watch that video and then we will have a prayer circle because I fear for the life of that poor young lady."
 
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