phoenix1861
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The Twelve Days of Fascism 
On the first day of fascism,
W gave to me
The status of detainee.
On the second day of fascism,
W gave to me
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the third day of fascism,
W gave to me
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the fourth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the fifth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the sixth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the seventh day of fascism,
W gave to me
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the eighth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the ninth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the tenth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Ten tasers tasing
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the eleventh day of fascism,
W gave to me
Eleven military courts,
Ten tasers tasing,
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the twelfth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Twelve banks a closing,
Eleven military courts,
Ten tasers tasing,
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
All in good fun here, of course, but more true than I care to admit. This year, as we're sitting down with family and friends on Christmas day, let's resolve to give ourselves, and one another, the best present this country could ever receive: a renewal of the ideals of the American revolution, a return to peace and true freedom.
Merry Christmas and God bless.
Originally published at: http://jeffersonian73.blogspot.com/2008/12/twelve-days-of-fascism.html

On the first day of fascism,
W gave to me
The status of detainee.
On the second day of fascism,
W gave to me
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the third day of fascism,
W gave to me
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the fourth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the fifth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the sixth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the seventh day of fascism,
W gave to me
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the eighth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the ninth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the tenth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Ten tasers tasing
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the eleventh day of fascism,
W gave to me
Eleven military courts,
Ten tasers tasing,
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
On the twelfth day of fascism,
W gave to me
Twelve banks a closing,
Eleven military courts,
Ten tasers tasing,
Nine wire-taps,
Eight endless wars,
Seven ID cards,
Six-dollar gas,
Five waterboards,
Four no-fly lists,
Three signing statements,
Two sneak-peek searches,
And the status of detainee.
All in good fun here, of course, but more true than I care to admit. This year, as we're sitting down with family and friends on Christmas day, let's resolve to give ourselves, and one another, the best present this country could ever receive: a renewal of the ideals of the American revolution, a return to peace and true freedom.
Merry Christmas and God bless.
Originally published at: http://jeffersonian73.blogspot.com/2008/12/twelve-days-of-fascism.html