I was kidnapped by some unknown government agency and put under "enhanced interrogation". They kept asking me about what the real agenda of the Ron Paul grassroot's was. Being severely beaten up and waterboarded constantly.. all I could muster was screaming "FRREEDDOMM", which received odd looks from everyone and they kept going to the computer and looking it up on Google for a meaning.
Oddly enough, I have a vague memory of a man with tri-corner hat breaking me out. I asked "Where the f*ck is your gun!". As he lifted his head, I realized it was Chuck Norris and he said "I don't need to use force, freedom is my weapon, and no army on the planet can stop an idea like Chuck, whose time has come."
I then woke up in awe of the awesomeness of the Norris and I could have sworn the Collins was there as his sidekick or something.
It's still all so vague.
Eh, in actuality I lost my internet because my wonderful clients are so thoughtful to pay me on time. Luckily, I found a spot fairly local that I can work from for the time being. ::Headaches::
