Team Rand Mocks RPF Members Who Grossly Exaggerated Tales of His Demise

[carlton]

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Paul mused on whether or not some of these alleged supporters where in fact deep cover plants paid by the Cruz and Trump campaigns in attempt to dampen his support, an arrangement he characterized as an 'unholy alliance.'

"Well, the thing is, I think some people who claim to be my supporters on Ron Paul Forums are actually pretty much the opposite," Paul said in an exclusive interview. "But I'm not going to name any names."

Paul then proceeded to name names including such RPF luminaries as R*b**nk, K*hl*ss and Bra*d*n [asterisks added to maintain anonymity].

Despite these incursions into pro-Paul territory, Paul and his campaign celebrated news of his inclusion in the CNN main debate with 40s, doobies and 'Turn It Down For What' playing on endless repeat at ear splitting levels. Rand's father, former Texas congressman, Ron Paul, could be seen dancing amongst the staff in a scene that could only be described as 'crackin'.

David Stadler, a previous paid RPF troll, had little to say, though he did state that the amount he was paid by an un-named campaign was 'yuuuuge.' AUH20 could not be found though reports indicate that he has been seen at various Donald Trump rallies passing out religious cartoon tracts depicting Trump as the second coming of Christ.

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SATIRE!!!!!!
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[KEEF]

Link just goes to YouTube. This sounds like an Onion piece.

 

[TheTexan]

Link just goes to YouTube. This sounds like an Onion piece.

Yes, there is a 50/50 chance this article is fake.

If its real, OP should be updated with correct link. Current link goes to some 'trololololol video'. I assume he copy/pasted the wrong URL.

 

[devil21]

I liked what I read in the quote. The link didn't deliver.

 

[MarcusI]

 

[Foreigner]

Yes, there is a 50/50 chance this article is fake.

100/0 chance that it's fake.

 

[TheNewYorker]

Link not working, seems to go to wrong article.

 

[squirl22]

I doubt Rand would be talking about the forum let alone releasing name; however, I think there are a lot of trolls on this site sending out negative messages.

 

[Mad Raven]

Ok, this thread started out cute, but then it got really disturbing when some members think it sounds legit and are wondering why the link doesn't work. Please don't expose them again like that. I don't think I can take it.

 

[TheNewYorker]

I think I found it in the newspaper

 

[wizardwatson]

Ok, so it isn't ok to disparage Rand on the Rand forum but it's ok to mock RPF members in the Rand forum?

Not that it's a great crime, but if the reason to not attack Rand is because it turns off supporters visiting the Rand Forujm, don't you think threads that highlight that members of this forum (by name no less) are possibly anti-Rand has the same effect?

Just an observation.

 

[TheNewYorker]

Just saw it on the news

 

[Dianne]

How does one become a paid troll? I would love to make some bucks bashing Jeb Bush and Hillary.

 

[cajuncocoa]

I think this is carlton's RPF version of that old Rickrolling trick.

 

[RandPaul4Prez]

How does one become a paid troll? I would love to make some bucks bashing Jeb Bush and Hillary.

Ask Zippyjuan

 

[wizardwatson]

Ok, so it isn't ok to disparage Rand on the Rand forum but it's ok to mock RPF members in the Rand forum?

Not that it's a great crime, but if the reason to not attack Rand is because it turns off supporters visiting the Rand Forujm, don't you think threads that highlight that members of this forum (by name no less) are possibly anti-Rand has the same effect?

Just an observation.

[neg repped with "No."]

Well, thank you for your valuable insight.

 

[Crashland]

Very well written piece!

 

[jllundqu]

Just saw it on the news

Made on "BReak Your Own News . com" lmao __________________________________________________^

 

[kahless]

 

[Jan2017]

. . . This sounds like an Onion piece.

Using "unholy alliance" kinda gives it away in the first sentence



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