DjLoTi
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So there's this girl I've been eyeing for almost 2 weeks in my theater class. Here's how it's gone so far:
(we'll call the first day I found out I liked her day 1)
day 5: back to class the next week. Class starts, and I'm EYEINGGGG HER lol. I sit in the back and she sits on the other side of the class towards the front. I get involved in the classroom discussion, and I draw everybody's energy in (on my side of the class). Since I'm in the back corner, it's not as easy for me to draw in the other half of the class.
Here's the hilarity. Class ends, and I'm chit-chatting with my peers around me, and this guy 3 rows ahead of me is like TOTALLY into me. And like, he's gay. So he's like, literally following me around.
Well I coast after the end of class, after people have walked out. The girl is still in the class, and finally it comes down to like 5 people in the classroom (including the gay guy). So I just blurt out like, 'so how do you like austin?' like totally casual. It totally worked.
So I end up 'hooking' her. the only problem is, the gay guy is still following me!!! So instead of me and her talking, it's a group of 3. Me, her, and the gay guy (who's after me).
And it is sooo awkward. Anyway, about the time we get to the parking lot, I bail, because it's too weird (saying I'm going to another class =P). As I walk away, i hear her say, "so, i guess you're walking me to the parking lot?" (to the gay guy). HILARIOUS!!!!
Day 7: Same thing happens, except I'm like 5 minutes late to class. Well we had a test due. So, at the end of class, I give my teacher my test. It was perfect, because once again she was one of the last people to leave the class. So I start to walk out as soon as she does (basically), and the teacher is like, "OHH HOLD ON!". Apperently I used the wrong size of note cards, and by the time we were done talking about how the test should be, she (and everyone else in the class) is longggggg gone
Day 12: We watch a movie. She's not there. I looked really good though, lol. I was super hot. And she missed it. bummer. The other girls were oogling me though
Day 14 (today): we watch the 2nd half of the movie, but I'm totally late. It worked to my advantage though. Since I sit in the back corner (directly by the door) I can just sneak in. Plus it's pitch dark (watching the movie) so I stay hidden (getting girls is like hunting! =P lol =P j/k
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ANYWAY, at the end of class, since I knew we were watching the movie, I didn't bring my backpack. So when the lights went on, we could go home.
I couldn't just stand around class and WAIT for (marionettia) to leave the class, so I went downstairs to get some water and make a little detour. It was perfect, she came down the stairs right as I was approaching them. I was maybe a full step behind her! And like she ignored me! So I had to say SOMETHING! lol like here's my chance! But it's like raining outside and cold. So it's nasty outside!
Anyway I'm like 'so how'd you like that movie?'. and she like turns around, and looks at me, and puts it together, like 'oh that guy'. and then like, she starts to slow down walking to talk to me, but like i keep up the pace (because it's raining and I don't want it to be weird!). She needs to know I'm only talking to her on the way, and I'm not willing to sit in the rain and talk to her. That's only totally normal.
So she's like, 'brrr, it's cold!" (of course she is from new york) and I'm like, 'yeah it should get better THIS WEEKEND" (hint hint!). And awkward silence... (remember it is not easy talking in cold rain) we keep walking closer to the parking lot....
And I'm like, 'what are you doing this weekend?'. she's like 'working, going to houston'.
And i was like, 'oh i was thinking about going to new orleans. It's mardi gras and would be pretty fun. Plus it's valentines day on sunday, kind of a fun bonus'. And she's like, 'ohh I forgot!'. And I was like, 'do you have a date?' (or something to that effect) and she was like, 'i have a boyfriend'. So my initial reaction is, you forgot it's valentines day but you have a boyfriend.
So I say, "well where is he at??" And she's like.. yeah trying to work on that, blah blah blah, he's out of town, blahblahblah........
well needless to say, she told me a lot of information. This definitely means she's interested in me.
So next tuesday, when I see her again, I'm gonna be like, 'so how was houston?' lol... and then tell her the real funny story of how that gay guy followed us around the first time I tried to pick her up. LOL
Since she knows I asked her out, I can totally be like, 'yeah I was trying to get your number, and like that guy was checking me out'. o man.. anyway
Super long post but... guys and girls... such an interesting social phenomena. I know alot about talking to girls so if you have any questions, ask me! Girls too! Remember, ANYONE can be excellent and picking up people! You don't have to look great (but it helps ) (I'm hottt ) (lol)))
(we'll call the first day I found out I liked her day 1)
day 5: back to class the next week. Class starts, and I'm EYEINGGGG HER lol. I sit in the back and she sits on the other side of the class towards the front. I get involved in the classroom discussion, and I draw everybody's energy in (on my side of the class). Since I'm in the back corner, it's not as easy for me to draw in the other half of the class.
Here's the hilarity. Class ends, and I'm chit-chatting with my peers around me, and this guy 3 rows ahead of me is like TOTALLY into me. And like, he's gay. So he's like, literally following me around.
Well I coast after the end of class, after people have walked out. The girl is still in the class, and finally it comes down to like 5 people in the classroom (including the gay guy). So I just blurt out like, 'so how do you like austin?' like totally casual. It totally worked.
So I end up 'hooking' her. the only problem is, the gay guy is still following me!!! So instead of me and her talking, it's a group of 3. Me, her, and the gay guy (who's after me).
And it is sooo awkward. Anyway, about the time we get to the parking lot, I bail, because it's too weird (saying I'm going to another class =P). As I walk away, i hear her say, "so, i guess you're walking me to the parking lot?" (to the gay guy). HILARIOUS!!!!
Day 7: Same thing happens, except I'm like 5 minutes late to class. Well we had a test due. So, at the end of class, I give my teacher my test. It was perfect, because once again she was one of the last people to leave the class. So I start to walk out as soon as she does (basically), and the teacher is like, "OHH HOLD ON!". Apperently I used the wrong size of note cards, and by the time we were done talking about how the test should be, she (and everyone else in the class) is longggggg gone
Day 12: We watch a movie. She's not there. I looked really good though, lol. I was super hot. And she missed it. bummer. The other girls were oogling me though
Day 14 (today): we watch the 2nd half of the movie, but I'm totally late. It worked to my advantage though. Since I sit in the back corner (directly by the door) I can just sneak in. Plus it's pitch dark (watching the movie) so I stay hidden (getting girls is like hunting! =P lol =P j/k
)ANYWAY, at the end of class, since I knew we were watching the movie, I didn't bring my backpack. So when the lights went on, we could go home.
I couldn't just stand around class and WAIT for (marionettia) to leave the class, so I went downstairs to get some water and make a little detour. It was perfect, she came down the stairs right as I was approaching them. I was maybe a full step behind her! And like she ignored me! So I had to say SOMETHING! lol like here's my chance! But it's like raining outside and cold. So it's nasty outside!
Anyway I'm like 'so how'd you like that movie?'. and she like turns around, and looks at me, and puts it together, like 'oh that guy'. and then like, she starts to slow down walking to talk to me, but like i keep up the pace (because it's raining and I don't want it to be weird!). She needs to know I'm only talking to her on the way, and I'm not willing to sit in the rain and talk to her. That's only totally normal.
So she's like, 'brrr, it's cold!" (of course she is from new york) and I'm like, 'yeah it should get better THIS WEEKEND" (hint hint!). And awkward silence... (remember it is not easy talking in cold rain) we keep walking closer to the parking lot....
And I'm like, 'what are you doing this weekend?'. she's like 'working, going to houston'.
And i was like, 'oh i was thinking about going to new orleans. It's mardi gras and would be pretty fun. Plus it's valentines day on sunday, kind of a fun bonus'. And she's like, 'ohh I forgot!'. And I was like, 'do you have a date?' (or something to that effect) and she was like, 'i have a boyfriend'. So my initial reaction is, you forgot it's valentines day but you have a boyfriend.
So I say, "well where is he at??" And she's like.. yeah trying to work on that, blah blah blah, he's out of town, blahblahblah........
well needless to say, she told me a lot of information. This definitely means she's interested in me.
So next tuesday, when I see her again, I'm gonna be like, 'so how was houston?' lol... and then tell her the real funny story of how that gay guy followed us around the first time I tried to pick her up. LOL
Since she knows I asked her out, I can totally be like, 'yeah I was trying to get your number, and like that guy was checking me out'. o man.. anyway
Super long post but... guys and girls... such an interesting social phenomena. I know alot about talking to girls so if you have any questions, ask me! Girls too! Remember, ANYONE can be excellent and picking up people! You don't have to look great (but it helps
) (I'm hottt ) (lol)))
