@jmdrake can add this to the list of dumb ways to die
An adoption gone bad you say? Well check out this story of a white adopted Russian man who embarrassed his American parents by exposing himself to three girls ages 5 - 7 and molesting one of them. As
@Anti Federalist has conceded, the child rapists are disproportionately white. He escaped being on a sex offender list because his parents were rich but that didn't stop his name from being in the independent newspaper. Those damn liberals exposing Republican sex offenders!
Rich Man's Justice
A son of Belle Meade takes a light plea on accusation of child rape
On Friday, Sept. 26, Edward Duncan pleaded guilty to three counts of simple assault, a misdemeanor. He will serve 24 months of probation. At the end of that time—if he keeps his nose clean—the case will be expunged from court files forever. There will no longer be any indication that he was indicted on two counts of child rape, three counts of sexual battery and one count of statutory rape for the "unlawful sexual penetration" of three girls ages 5 to 7.
Colleges and future employers will have no idea that Duncan, now 19, was accused of showing his penis to three little girls who lived next door to his parents' Belle Meade home. They'll never know that he was charged with tricking at least one of the girls into licking his penis by telling her it was a lollipop tree.
Edward's father, Townes Duncan, probably prefers it this way. He's an influential man in Nashville, a former attorney turned venture capitalist who owns a stake in SouthComm, parent company of The City Paper. He also sits on the board of the prestigious Ensworth School, where the three little girls go to school, and where Edward attended until his indictment.
From the beginning, Townes had used that ample influence to assert his son's innocence. He and his wife Ellen adopted Edward from a Russian orphanage when he was 13. In the intervening years, he'd grown into a tall, broad-shouldered young man who moved easily among other future Nashville elites.
But the accusations against him hadn't come from just anyone. They'd been leveled by the daughters of Patrick and Pip Keeble, whose Nashville blue-blood bona fides stretch back to the early 1900s.