Soliciting Blimp Jokes For Letterman Show

[Question_Authority]

Top ten reasons why Ron Paul has a blimp
10. Because the Ron Paul Zamboni has been rented out until April.
9. It's a great way to bomb Hillary supporters with water balloons.
8. It came with the new Verizon cellphone plan. Didn't you get one?
7. It's fun to scare the ducks away when Huckabee's hunting. Boy, does he get pissed.
6. Shhh! It's a secret. Ron Paul plans to take over the world with it. Don't tell anybody.
5. Blimp + Paris Hilton = New Internet Porn
4. Ron Paul wants to bring the troops home...with free blimp rides.
3. Because a Rush Limbaugh blimp would be redundant.
2. That's how Washington crossed the Delaware. Wasn't it?
1. Because Ron Paul is a Republican, a Constitutionalist and a ranking member of the House Finance Committee. How else is he going to score with the chicks? Bada-Blimp, Baby!

DId you submit this to the show? It's very good!

 

[Troyhand]

DId you submit this to the show? It's very good!

If the OP blimp media coordinator guy wants to submit it to the show, I'm cool with that. It could use some tweaking, but Letterman's crew would do that anyway if they accepted something like this.

 

[slantedview]

IDEA:

Offer Letterman ride in Blimp, or one of his mascots/interns an opportunity to travel in and report from the Ron Paul Blimp.

yes yes and yes

 

[Blimp Media Coordinator]

today is your last day to get in the jokes!!!!!! Looks like the Top 10 list and Oprah one have top honors so far, but keep 'em coming.....I don't think I have seen any Bush ones yet.

 

[BeFranklin]

Submit your jokes straight to Letterman's top ten list:

h ttp://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20080105.phtml
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20080105.phtml

Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Mike Huckabee

 

[BeFranklin]

I saw the blimp sneaking down New York avenue towards Fox studies, wonder what that was about..

 

[BeFranklin]

Hope they don't notice us.. we're a Ron Paul blimp

 

[BeFranklin]

I saw the blimp sneaking through New York towards Fox News, wonder what that was about..

Hope they don't notice us.. we're a Ron Paul blimp

Meanwhile
At Fox News:

Blimp: Knock Knock

Fox News: Whose There?

Blimp: Ron Paul Blimp

Fox News: Ron Paul Who?

Blimp: Thats what we want to know! Google it, you can't get it off Fox News!!!!!!!!


Umph. WallaBangWallaBing

 

[BeFranklin]

Come on guys, give - Style, simple knock knock, and ties in with EVERYTHING you've been advertising on the blimp.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week

 

[micahnelson]

Crazy election season, we've got this guy Ron Paul who literally owns the internet. The whole thing runs in his basement. He has a blimp. Imagine that. A blimp. This of course breaks with tradition, as most presidential candidates fill their COMMERCIALS with hot air.

 

[Nanerbeet]

Maybe they should do a "does it float?" with the Ron Paul Blimp??

 

[BeFranklin]

Maybe they should do a "does it float?" with the Ron Paul Blimp??

They ought to get David Letterman to throw things off the blimp - - In Washington DC. That's a real winner, and I bet Letterman would help get the permissions. Better yet, a top ten list of things you'd like to be thrown off the blimp.. and where and on whom..

 

[BeFranklin]

//

 

[Dary]

The Huck-a-blimpie

Not to be out done by the Ron Paul blimp, Mike Huckabee got a blimpie of his own.

Oh come on now. That's funny.

 

[VoluntaryMan]

Feeling threatened by the Ron Paul Blimp, Mike Huckabee has started eating again.

 

[Troyhand]

Top ten reasons why Ron Paul has a blimp
10. Because the Ron Paul Zamboni has been rented out until April.
9. It's a great way to bomb Hillary supporters with water balloons.
8. It came with the new Verizon cellphone plan. Didn't you get one?
7. It's fun to scare the ducks away when Huckabee's hunting. Boy, does he get pissed.
6. Shhh! It's a secret. Ron Paul plans to take over the world with it. Don't tell anybody.
5. Blimp + Paris Hilton = New Internet Porn
4. Ron Paul wants to bring the troops home...with free blimp rides.
3. Because a Rush Limbaugh blimp would be redundant.
2. That's how Washington crossed the Delaware. Wasn't it?
1. Because Ron Paul is a Republican, a Constitutionalist and a ranking member of the House Finance Committee. How else is he going to score with the chicks? Bada-Blimp, Baby!

Some additions:
- Because Obama already tied his tether to Oprah.
- It's a perfect vehicle to fufill Ron Paul's lifelong dream of taking a Whizz on the Federal Reserve.
- When Inaugurated, instead of being sworn in, Ron Paul plans to bungee jump from the blimp onto the White House lawn screaming "BONSAI!!!!"
- There's a rumor that blimps scare George Bush so much, he'll crap his pants.

 

[Blimp Media Coordinator]

You've got a couple hours left to get something submitted

 

[Troyhand]

I'm blimped out of jokes, buddy. Let someone else do it.

 

[Blimp Media Coordinator]

Thanks for your input Troy

 

[Troyhand]

Ok. One more. lol
What do you get when you cross a Ron Paul Blimp with a Fox News Correspondent?
Two gasbags for the price of one.
G'night, everybody!
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