Soliciting Blimp Jokes For Letterman Show

[BeFranklin]

Umm Yes

What would Giuliani say that the Ron Paul Blimp would never say?
I'm coming out of the closet

Whats so great about the Ron Paul Blimp for Huckabee?
It's a target he can't miss

What does McCain say when he sees the Ron Paul Blimp?
Incoming

What does Thompson's young wife have when she looks at the Ron Paul Blimp?
Blimp Envy

When Romney's grassroots looked up at the Ron Paul Blimp, what did they say?
Its higher..

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[VoluntaryMan]

They ought to get David Letterman to throw things off the blimp - - In Washington DC. That's a real winner, and I bet Letterman would help get the permissions. Better yet, a top ten list of things you'd like to be thrown off the blimp.. and where and on whom..

I can come up with 5, right off the top of my head:

sHmUCKABEE
MUCKain
"Goin'-back-to-bed" FRED
Mutt
9ui11iani