Soliciting Blimp Jokes For Letterman Show

[jorlowitz]

Did you hear that Ron Paul now has a blimp?

Yeah, he bought it at Paul-Mart (wink!)


really bad...

 

[TruckinMike]

I dont think they accept joke submissions....

I thought the writers were on strike. We would be doing them a service.

TMIKE

 

[The Lantern]

"Did you hear Presidential candidate Ron Paul has his own blimp?"

So what? Obama has a blimp, too. Her name is Oprah.

 

[Troyhand]

Dave:
The NFL has been considering hiring the Ron Paul Blimp for the offseason.
Yeah, the commissioners heard that stray dogs like to chase after the blimp when they see it in the sky. So they figure it's a good way to keep the dogs far from Michael Vick's house.

 

[Blimp Media Coordinator]

Always room for an Oprah zinger

 

[austin356]

I dont think they accept joke submissions....

I dont either...... but which guy is without his writers? Was that Leno?

 

[walt]

look in the mirror

 

[AdoubleR]

So what? Obama has a blimp, too. Her name is Oprah.

That one wins!

 

[walt]

So what? Obama has a blimp, too. Her name is Oprah.

oh yeah...

 

[VoluntaryMan]

Responding to persistent criticism that their candidate wasn't as full of hot air as the other Republican contenders for the Presidency, Ron Paul's grassroots campaign recently launched its own blimp.

 

[hawks4ronpaul]

If Letterman will not read the top 10 list, maybe RP can.

Because it's the only type of inflation he likes.

Obscure:
Because his running mate will be Jules Verne.
Because he's going for the steampunk vote.


http://hawks4ronpaul.blogspot.com/

 

[hawks4ronpaul]

Flight Jacket Idea

Letterman did a special on an airplane and he had "flyer" leather jackets emblazoned with Connie Chung as "pinup" "nose art." It would be funny to do a blimp jacket like that to give to Letterman.


http://hawks4ronpaul.blogspot.com/

 

[VoluntaryMan]

IDEA:

Offer Letterman ride in Blimp, or one of his mascots/interns an opportunity to travel in and report from the Ron Paul Blimp.

 

[Freedom]

Ron Paul has his own blimp now...

Yeah, he was tired of getting patted down each time he flew commercial since he likes to travel with more than 3 ounces of toothpaste.

 

[hawks4ronpaul]

IDEA:

Offer Letterman ride in Blimp, or one of his mascots/interns an opportunity to travel in and report from the Ron Paul Blimp.

Letterman's mother was an Olympics reporter.



http://hawks4ronpaul.blogspot.com/

 

[RonPaulVolunteer]

It just went up there, it can "just come home".

Enough of the blimp. It has not delivered what we were promised by ANY stretch of the imagination.

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[VoluntaryMan]

Letterman's mother was an Olympics reporter.



http://hawks4ronpaul.blogspot.com/

Let's get on this, then. It may actually have some legs.

 

[scbissler]

Letterman's mom on the blimp would be great. Or Biff Henderson. But the best would be Ron arriving in NYC on the blimp.

 

[VoluntaryMan]

Letterman's mom on the blimp would be great. Or Biff Henderson. But the best would be Ron arriving in NYC on the blimp.

Arriving on 'Lighter than Airforce One.' I like it.

 

[Troyhand]

Remember when Letterman used to drop things from a tall building? Watermelons, microwaves, flourescent bulbs, stuff like that. He can drop things from the Ron Paul blimp.