So Mitt, you want my vote in the general election? Here is my price:

Since we are doing a hypothetical here is my price.

12 million. No caveats. No questions. No strings attached, and he has to pay the taxes on it for me. After that I can max out my donation to the Paul campaign, amongst others, finish school, get a car, get a job. Thats it.

Otherwise, I want Ron as President.
 
Heh. If Mitt Romney makes me his sole heir and drinks rat poison every day to ensure he never was inaugurated, I'd vote for him out of appreciation for doing me a solid. Oh wait, and Ron Paul would have to be his VP, or at least someone else I like. That would be enough for a vote, but I still might not be fully satisfied. Something would still be missing: It's not really enough that he turns against the establishment in deed. I'd only feel "complete" about the whole thing if he and I both knew, deep down...that he really betrayed them...that he hated Big Brother. ;)

Other than that, or similarly creative scenarios in which Mitt Romney prostrates himself fully before this movement, I have no price. "Set for life" all by itself? Not good enough, and I mean it.
 
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