Should it be illegal to fart loudly in public? thread

[disorderlyvision]

In honor of Dr. 3D


discuss......

 

[Paulitical Correctness]

Slippery slope...

If we criminalize the loud ones, they will infringe on our liberties and make SBDs illegal as well.

YouTube - Infrared fart

 

[MelissaWV]

Slippery slope...

If we criminalize the loud ones, they will infringe on our liberties and make SBDs illegal as well.
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Yes, it's another question of where to draw the line.

We all know sharts should be illegal, and we all know loud farts should be legal (freedom of speech!), but what about these SBDs and intermediates?


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Good God I just typed that. I blame you, Paulitical.

 

[Paulitical Correctness]

^ Cracking up.

 

[M House]

Um so I guess women really do fart.

 

[amy31416]

Um so I guess women really do fart.

Speak for yourself, girlfriend.

 

[MelissaWV]

It wasn't me.

 

[amy31416]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Or, another variation:

He who thunk it, stunk it.

 

[Elwar]

Yes it should.

Enforcement based upon the "whoever smelt it, dealt it" rule.


Edit: you beat me to it

 

[pcosmar]

I blame the dog.

 

[M House]

The average person farts several times a day. In order for the fairer sex to maintain the facade, I bet they fart alot when hanging out with their girlfriends. This totally destroys the mental fantasy, I had for awhile.

 

[Mahkato]

Loud farts? No.

But those silent-but-deadly ones? Life in prison.

 

[Dr.3D]

Um so I guess women really do fart.

YouTube - "First Date"

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Loud farts? No.

But those silent-but-deadly ones? Life in prison.

I've heard women fart really loud. (they didn't know I was around, lolz)

 

[disorderlyvision]

The face Palin makes whilst farting:

 

[catdd]

The face Palin makes whilst farting:

Now that you mention it...

 

[BuddyRey]

As long as the methane count stays below 3,000 parts per million. Otherwise, you'll do penance by saying 15 Hail Gaias and asking Al Gore for absolution.

 

[satchelmcqueen]

we should regulate farts.

 

[Dr.3D]

we should regulate farts.

Well, the Spanish word for fart is pedo. So when a fellow was wearing a pedometer down in Mexico, everybody laughed when he told them the name of the device.

 

[thesurvivor]

Slippery slope...

If we criminalize the loud ones, they will infringe on our liberties and make SBDs illegal as well.

YouTube - Infrared fart

oh man.... that cracked me up big time... I wonder what people would think if we broke wind in different colors... green for veges, red when we eat beef, tan for chicken....

not a good thought though...