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Since the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations have the same rights as people, we, American Revolution Corporation are announcing today our candidacy for President of the United States in a year tba. After we transform our nation, our stockholders will be rewarded by profits from our speaking tours and lobbying positions and all the gold from the unfederal reserve.
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