Rand Paul assaulted at Kentucky home (UPDATE: 6 broken ribs)

Plus, you could have just stayed in your ancestral home in Europe instead of leaving for the New world

Could have also avoided the colonization of many lands that already had people living in it.

Maybe also build a long giant wall like the Chinese did around Euro lands.

And lastly, never leave your mama's basement cos the less people u interact with, the safer you will be. That is backed up by all criminal statistics

Just saying :rolleyes:

Yeah, could've left everyone living in mud huts. I'm not sure most would have preferred that, however.
 
Yeah, could've left everyone living in mud huts. I'm not sure most would have preferred that, however.

Earth Firsters would have. They, and the megafauna of the Americas and Australia, would also have preferred the Siberian land bridge and Timor Sea hadn't been crossed.

Just saying.

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I haven't seen a good source of news on this or anything that looks legit on what really happened so I am just going to keep imagining that the guy put up a bunch of Bernie Sanders 2016 posters in Rand's lawn.
 
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A bunch of people on reddit claiming to know the assailants family and live in the same town claim that the guy is an asshole. I'm loving the endless memes about it though, mostly playful.

[–]Inesophet 62 points 10 hours ago "Hey Randy you fucking Cock, where is my Fucking Toaster? I know you have it!" Rand: "Keep your friends Close, but your enemies Toaster. What you gonna do huh? Beat me? You cant beat me! Hahaha"


Pretty sure thats how it played out.
 
Many people pleased to hear that a senator mows his own lawn

This story is posted on the DailyMail and probably half the comments are from people expressing shock and disbelief that a U.S. senator would actually mow his own lawn! Ha ha. Mostly positive comments towards Rand.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ffers-minor-injury-assault-home.html#comments

Looking at the guys mug shot, I'm glad to see he suffered some damage to his face. Some reports are saying Rand was wearing "ear plugs" and the guy came at him from behind. Some suggesting that Rand may have rib injuries, mention "trouble breathing".
 
I see Rand uses the lawn mower of the 1% elite. Perhaps it was the continued darn noise from the thing that sent the neighbor over the edge. He should have an electric mower, powered by electricity generated by Kentucky coal.

 
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This was no minor attack.

The Latest: APNewsBreak: Paul recovering from 5 broken ribs - Nov. 5, 2017 5:28 PM ET
http://www.apnewsarchive.com/2017/A...-his-home/id-68fb5bbe2e0441489a4e0002f0edd754
Doug Stafford said it is unclear when Paul will return to work since he is in considerable pain and has difficulty getting around, including flying. Stafford said Sunday that the broken ribs include three displaced fractures, which can lead to life-threatening injuries. The severe pain can last for weeks or months.

About a half hour before that article came out.

Sen. Rand Paul had trouble breathing after assault; FBI involved in investigation
http://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article182927486.html
Robert Porter, who has known Paul and his family for more than 2 decades, told the Washington Post he went to see Paul Saturday evening.

“He’s in some pain, but he’s going to be fine,” Porter told the newspaper. Porter said Paul’s return to Washington will be a “game-time decision” but that Paul is planning to return to work at some point in the coming days.
 
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I see Rand uses the lawn mower of the 1% elite. Perhaps it was the continued darn noise from the thing that sent the neighbor over the edge. He should have an electric mower, powered by electricity generated by Kentucky coal.




Battery power riding lawn mower. That is pretty gay. And to make matters worse, the "dude" is wearing ear muffs.
 
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