Predictions for tomorrow's headlines

[ctiger2]

Romney proposes increasing chocolate rations from 5 grams to 3.

 

[Heman5up]

Romney in statistical tie for first, gingrich second, santorums family values message has him closing the gap

Spot on. Ha!

 

[eleganz]

IOWA HAS SECEDED FROM AMERICA, FIRST STATE TO VOTE IN THE GOP PRIMARIES IS NOW NEW HAMPSHIRE.

 

[AlexAmore]

 

[jclay2]

LOLZ

 

[TER]

Santorum, Surging In Iowa Poll, Rakes in $250 K 'Money bomb'

 

[kill the banks]

Ron Paul is an alien clone that believes inAlienable rights

 

[badger4RP]

HELL FREEZES OVER, RON PAUL IN FIRST

RACIST RON PAUL HAVING WHITE CHRISTMAS

ROMNEY LEADS IN FIRST GOP PRIMARY... NEW HAMPSHIRE

WHY RON PAUL WILL NOT WIN THE NOMINATION

 

[PauliticsPolitics]

Santorum, Surging In Iowa Poll, Rakes in $250 K 'Money bomb'

He's still only at 206K the last time I checked...

 

[AggieforPaul]

Romney pulls ahead of Gingrich; could Santorum be the dark horse?

 

[The Gold Standard]

Despite Newsletters, Racist Paul Tied with Romney atop Iowa Poll

 

[justatrey]

I tried to post a blank reply but it wouldn't let me.

The headlines will look like this:

 

[Tod]

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[coastie]

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Gawd...some women will do anything for money, what on God's earth else would attract them to him(besides his pimp-ass line of credit at Tiffany's)?

EDIT: Caption.



"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

 

[Suzu]

"Radio Host Mark Levin Has Moved to Russia!"

 

[Revolution9]

HERETICS LOOSE IN THE HEARTLAND

GMO CORN CAUSES POLITICAL HERESY

Meanwhile, in RP's head he plans the continued takedown of the NWO.

Rev9

 

[Gravik]

Iowa: Gingrich Drops to second, Romney Third

 

[AlexAmore]

"Bleeding heart, pacifist polling firm endorses Ron Paul for president"

 

[iamse7en]

This thread is phenomenal. I'm laughing, but crying on the inside because of how true it is.

 

[amonasro]

RACIST RON PAUL HAVING WHITE CHRISTMAS

Hahahaha that is sooo terrible!!!