Post a Joke, Best Joke gets a +Rep!

[Sola_Fide]

Donald Trump 2016

 

[Lucille]

LOL Sola_Fide wins the thread.

 

[JK/SEA]

what did the grape say when it got stepped on?..


didn't say anything, just gave out a little wine.

 

[Suzanimal]

How are Martinis like breasts?














Three's too many and one's not enough.

 

[acptulsa]

The guy who owns Congress is anti-establishment.

And the guy who has been paying Congress to screw us over is the populist we should trust to fix the problem.

Pretty funny, huh?

Donald Trump 2016

LOL Sola_Fide wins the thread.

What?

How does he win for giving away the punch line to my joke?

 

[Sola_Fide]

What?

How does he win for giving away the punch line to my joke?

It's best not to take the internet too seriously

 

[acptulsa]

It's best not to take the internet too seriously

With God as my witness, that's the best advice I ever saw you offer someone.

Done! Thanks.

 

[Lucille]

What?

How does he win for giving away the punch line to my joke?

LOL I didn't read it that way and you know I love ya, but as a stand-alone joke "Donald Trump 2016" wins. Brevity is the soul of wit!

 

[acptulsa]

Brevity is the soul of wit!

That's as may be. But we should also remember that the longer someone waits to laugh last, the louder he is when he finally laughs best.

Especially at this point of the campaign.

 

[opal]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?






















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Nobody's sure but there are some great big holes all over Australia

 

[acptulsa]

Gotta rep fisharmor for this one:

I wish I ran into this two weeks ago

 

[Working Poor]

Joke from one of my comedy routines that I wrote

What I want to know is if a man says or does something and there is no woman around to hear or see him,
is he still wrong?

 

[francisco]

Donald Trump 2016

LOL Sola_Fide wins the thread.

No, it's not funny. At all.

 

[TheTexan]

Gary Johnson

 

[Suzanimal]

What do the Mafia and a vagina have in common?


















One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

 

[tommyrp12]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


















Right where you left him.

 

[juleswin]

What's the difference between your wages and your penis?






























I can find lots of women who will blow your wages.

 

[acptulsa]

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.







Says, 'This stuff goes right through me.'

I eat parsley all the time. Chopped with a bit of olive oil, salt and red pepper makes a great topping to throw on an already hot pizza. Mixes well with many red-sauced pastas at serving time. Chock full of vitamin K, loaded to the gills with it.

I don't get it.

 

[juleswin]

A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat

 

[TheTexan]

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.







Says, 'This stuff goes right through me.'

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