Police arrest man for being naked in his own house

[Kodaddy]

See something, say something...

 

[BlackTerrel]

"up to one year in jail"

Are people fucking nuts? Arrest the person that called the cops!

 

[opal]

*hello?*
yes.. I've seen something and I'd like to say something

ok.. go ahead

the wheels on the bus go round round round.. round round round.. round round round.. all through the town

 

[Don Lapre]

This story reminded me of the dude who was arrested for gettin' it on with a picnic table in his back yard.

Art Price.

A neighbor saw Art Price Jr., 40, completely naked, copulating with his picnic table.
So like any concerned citizen, he began rolling the video camera...

http://voices.yahoo.com/man-arrested-having-sex-his-patio-table-1333529.html?cat=17



What's the world coming to when you can't even sex up a cute table on your own property??

 

[sharpsteve2003]

Original
Uploaded by gigabytexxl on Oct 21, 2009
http://youtu.be/57yi3Asgov4

 

[Indy Vidual]

This story reminded me of the dude who was arrested for gettin' it on with a picnic table in his back yard.

Art Price.

A neighbor saw Art Price Jr., 40, completely naked, copulating with his picnic table.
So like any concerned citizen, he began rolling the video camera...

http://voices.yahoo.com/man-arrested-having-sex-his-patio-table-1333529.html?cat=17



What's the world coming to when you can't even sex up a cute table on your own property??

A picnic table?
I've heard grapefruits and some melons work well, but I wouldn't really know. :o

 

[pmbug]

This is why I always wear a barbarian style loin cloth instead of walking around full monty.

 

[acptulsa]

There was a joke that was common when I was young. A woman calls the cops and complains that her next door neighbors are having sex with their curtains open. She tells him it's horrible, complains about how offended she is, and implores him to think of the neighborhood children. The cop looks at the house next door and sees nothing. The woman then leads him to the bathroom, hands him a small pair of binoculars and instructs him to stand on that chair.

Haven't heard that joke told in a very long time. Guess it just ain't funny any more.

 

[presence]

Nullification

 

[acptulsa]

Nullification

If he can afford a jury trial. Remember, these days they even charge the innocent court costs. Consider it a fine for getting in the way of an incompetent cop.

 

[Galileo Galilei]

I had a friend who something like this happened to. He was charged, and then he ended up committing suicide because of it, after he defended himself in court and was found guilty. This happened in Madison, Wisconsin in 1997. Google "Tim Wing".

 

[angelatc]

This is old. He was convicted. The woman that turned him in tells a different story, but I think she's just a bitch with a stick up her butt.

 

[kathy88]

This is old. He was convicted. The woman that turned him in tells a different story, but I think she's just a bitch with a stick up her butt.

They were on HIS property? I think I remember something about this, vaguely...

 

[CaptainAmerica]

So the crime is having a window?
which reminds me of a funny scene from Arrested Development with the character Tobias who is a "never nude"


Cops like that are stupid,and judges like that deserve prison.

 

[Elwar]

In Florida nudity is illegal.

The statute does not specify private or public.

 

[presence]

This is old. He was convicted. The woman that turned him in tells a different story, but I think she's just a bitch with a stick up her butt.

He APPEALED and WON.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2489317/posts

April 8, 2010
He was found not guilty Wednesday by a Fairfax County Circuit Court jury after less than 20 minutes of deliberations, The Washington Post reported Thursday.

The Young Turks news segment on the subject:
http://videosift.com/video/TYT-NOT-GUILTY-Man-Arrested-For-Being-Nude-At-Home

 

[PaulConventionWV]

There's no way they'll be able to prove intent, which they have to do to convict him. They can't prove he was trying to make them see, especially when he clearly wasn't. He was just standing in the kitchen, minding his own business.

It does bring a whole new meaning to see something, say something.

 

[PaulConventionWV]

This is beyond ridiculous. It sounds like the people who saw him were trespassing on his property. If the cops wanted to harass someone, it should have been them.

I didn't get that impression. I thought they were sitting in their car. They could have made that a little more clear.

 

[PaulConventionWV]

Do you ever feel like the whole judicial system is rent seeking? Its like a big circle jerk between cops, attorneys, and the courts all over more $$$.

Please tell me I'm wrong.

You're not wrong. That's the whole freaking point of 90% of the judiciary these days.

 

[presence]

In Florida nudity is illegal.

The statute does not specify private or public.

Gimme a link to the statue; people have to bathe.