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New Report Indicates Only 3 People In Jan 6 Crowd Were Not FBI Agents​

"WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new report, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents.

The FBI allegedly confirmed to Congress that, on the date of the protest that evolved into a riot, the enormous mob of plainclothes federal agents who stormed the Capitol Building was infiltrated by three MAGA voters. Those individuals were identified as Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and "the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos." Sources confirmed that everyone else involved in the incident was a federal agent.

"This whole thing appears to have been a big misunderstanding," said FBI Director Kash Patel. "I would have learned this sooner, but I hate reading files. It takes a really long time."

Congressional Republicans called on the FBI to explain how the matter got so out of hand when it was mostly federal agents involved. "We know the exact whereabouts and activities of the three civilians," said Congressman Thomas Massie. "That means it was federal agents who broke windows and planted pipe bombs. Why?"

Unfortunately, the answer to Massie's question will likely remain a mystery as Director Patel confirmed that there are simply "way too many" files to read. He has instead referred questions to his predecessor, former FBI Director Christopher Wray. Unfortunately, Wray was reported to have fled the country for "purely coincidental" reasons.

At publishing time, Patel had officially offered Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos jobs with the FBI for being able to blend so uncannily into a massive crowd of federal agents."

New Report Indicates Only 3 People In Jan 6 Crowd Were Not FBI Agents

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new report, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents.

babylonbee.com

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This is one of those interesting stories where people point to evidence that disproves their own theory. Either because they didn't actually read the source material or are lying.

The 50 pg report does not at any point talk about 250+ agents being in plain clothes infiltrating the crowds on Jan 6.

The majority of the report is FBI personnel complaining about how unprepared, unequipped, and disorganized they were on Jan 6 to deal with crowd control. How they were thrust into the roll of backing up the capital police by acting as physical guards (not undercover agents) against the protestors/rioters. A role they say they were unprepared and untrained for. This all shows the exact opposite of the claim that many have been pushing, including the president, that the FBI had undercover agents in the crowd, working to get people to riot.

I've linked the report below. Here are some screenshots of personnel complaining how disorganized and unprepared they were, which would be the exact opposite of successfully enacting a devious plan to trick people into rioting.

[PDF file:] https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/2025-09/FBI-HJC119-J6IG-000001-000050.pdf





Another important theme throughout is the comparison to the BLM protests/riots. The agents felt the FBI completely dropped the ball in both how they handled them as they were occurring, and investigated people after the fact. (In the above screen shots when they lament having learning nothing from June, they are referring to blm)

One thing this report does incidentally brush up on is the shooting of Ashli Babbitt. Many FBI personnel comment that the lack of training, equipment, planning, put them in a situation where they only had lethal means, with no clear direction, to deal with potential perceived threats.



The source article by Just The News claims the report says they were secretly deployed in plain clothes. Which the report does not say. I don't know where the "secret" comes from but it does say some complained about lack of riot gear and proper identifying garb/equipment while they were openly guarding Capitol entrance points. This gets turned into "plain clothes" which then gets wrong spun by the internet as, "they were undercover in the crowds." The article itself says they were deployed after the violence broke out, meaning it would in no possible way lend evidence to the idea that the fbi had undercover agents in the crowd trying to get people to riot. This of course did not stop people, including the president, to run completely false information about this.