Be glad you only got 3.5 years in a rape cage for unapproved walking around inside of our hallowed halls, and picking up things you're not allowed to pick up! If we were in a more foul mood, we would have sent you away for 6 times that term, and good luck with the rest of your life after you get out. You're forever a "felon" now, you see? That'll always follow you around. Good luck getting a job as a dish washer, and ever getting promoted from there. Because you walked around unauthorized in our special places, and picked up our special stuff. So now your life is ruined.
Good. We need more people who's lives are ruined, and have nothing left to lose. The revolutionary generation was made up of people who had nothing left to lose.