Official presidential election results thread - Nov. 8, 2016

[P3ter_Griffin]

That slate votecastr thing has Gary Johnson at

7.4% in CO, 3.5% in FL, 5.6% IA, 5.4% NV, 5.6% OH, 4.4% PA, 4.7% WI.

CO- 8.2%, 72.2% of expected votes observed
FL- 3.9%, 74.9% of expected votes observed
IA- 6.6%, 55.9% of expected votes observed
NV- 6.3%, 58.7% of expected votes observed
OH- 6.4%, 59.8% of expected votes observed
PA- 4.5%, 45.9% of expected votes observed
WI- 5.6%, 47.9% of expected votes observed



http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html

 

[John F Kennedy III]

The percentage of girls with low self esteem who don't have tats these days is simply too low for the industry to retain any sort of preference against tattooed women.

Why do you have to have low self esteem to be a pornstar?

 

[misterx]

The percentage of girls with low self esteem who don't have tats these days is simply too low for the industry to retain any sort of preference against tattooed women.

haha It's a good way to keep me from watching porn. If I was turned on by paintings I'd go to an art museum to get my jollies.

 

[misterx]

Always happy to take time out of my busy voting schedule to help a beginner voter.

It's really quite straight forward:

If you vote for Trump, you're actually voting for Trump
If you vote for Hillary, you're actually voting for Hillary
If you vote for Johnson, Jill, or McMuffin, you're actually voting for Hillary
Except if you're a Hillary supporter
If you're a Hillary supporter, and you vote for Johnson, Jill, or Muffin, you're actually voting for Trump.
If you write someone in, you also voted for Trump (assuming Trump wins, which he will)
If you write someone in, and Trump somehow doesn't win, then you voted for Hillary
If you don't vote at all, you're a piss poor American and may God have mercy on your soul. And you also voted for Trump.

If you're no longer breathing, you voted for Hillary. Unless, the reason why you're no longer breathing, is because you had critical evidence against Hillary. In which case, you don't get a vote.

I don't know if you're being ironic or not, but this is a really logical summary.

I would change "hillary supporter" to "liberal", and if you are a conservative and you don't vote Trump, you're basically voting for Hillary. Sorry guys, I'm not mad at you though.

 

[Occam's Banana]

Always happy to take time out of my busy voting schedule to help a beginner voter.

You, sir, are a Great American! Thank you!!

It's really quite straight forward:

[...]
If you don't vote at all, you're a piss poor American and may God have mercy on your soul. And you also voted for Trump.

Sadly, I am a piss poor American who did not vote (may God have mercy on my soul).

But I have heard that not voting is either (1) an "implicit" vote for the winner, or (2) two votes for the "bad person."

Since I did not vote, and since this is also a vote for Trump, does this mean (1) that I implicitly voted for Trump, who will be the winner, or (2) that I voted twice for Trump, who is the "bad person" ... ?

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Joe Rogan will cover the election tonight on his podcast starting at 7pm PST: https://m.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE

 

[bunklocoempire]

Was surprised to see our boy Alex Merced on the ballot. That's one bubble I didn't have reservations on when filling.

Cool.

 

[AuH20]

 

[bunklocoempire]

I wrote in Ron Paul. Fuck Clinton. Fuck Trump.

+rep

you must spread rep to other neckbeards before blah blah blah

 

[P3ter_Griffin]

If it aint to much of an inconvenience would you mind posting text with the tweet. On my lappy today.

 

[AuH20]

If it aint to much of an inconvenience would you mind posting text with the tweet. On my lappy today.

NP. I'll help out with dual input.

Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
I know you just like to get "reports" Mr. [MENTION=29320]FrankLuntz[/MENTION] but SoS data is available. GOP outperforming 2012 more than Dems. In fact, it's a flip
1:06 PM - 8 Nov 2016

 

[AuH20]

Caddell is sticking his neck out with this. Bigtime. Caddell says the Trump wave is cresting.

Veteran Dem pollster Pat Caddell on HRC:

- Dam is about break
- Landslide for @realDonaldTrump

h/t @VarneyCo [MENTION=33088]fox[/MENTION]Business
5:06 PM - 31 Oct 2016

 

[P3ter_Griffin]

So all the state breakdown is currently removed from the votecastr with the following:

Update: 3:06 p.m.: The state maps previously displayed on this page represented only Election Day data but not early vote estimates. They have been removed and will be reposted when they are updated.

http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html

 

[AuH20]

Ha ha!

Clinton campaign says they are "free fall" in Michigan. They (say) believe they will "squeak" by in end. #ElectionDay
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[P3ter_Griffin]

More MI updates?:

3:35 p.m.: Big turnout in Sterling Heights could be good for Trump

At the Macedonian Cultural Center on Ryan Road – the home of Sterling Heights Precinct 43 – precinct head Celeste Grabowski said voters were lined up when it opened at 7 a.m. and more than 400 voters came through in the first two hours, more than she has seen in recent years. That could be good news for Trump, who held a big rally in Sterling Heights on Sunday and is counting on Macomb County voters to come out big for him. Romney easily won the precinct four years ago. “This is the busiest I’ve ever seen it,” said Grabowski.

Meanwhile, Christina Guenthner sat behind polling officials, working as a volunteer poll observer for the Michigan Republican Party. Armed with a list of names, she was watching to challenge anyone who might show up whose name didn’t match those of people registered in the precinct – but even more so, her job was to report back to the party who had showed up, giving them a better idea of how the GOP was doing at the precinct. -- Todd ********, Staff writer

2:51 p.m.: Hours of voting delays at an Islamic school

At a voting precinct in an Islamic school in Canton, Crescent Academy, voting machines were down for a few hours this morning, said Ken Coleman, a spokesman for Anil Kumar, a Democrat running for U.S. House Rep. "To have people eager and ready to vote but can't because of these type of problems is simply outrageous," Coleman said. The problem appears to have been corrected and the machines are now working. -- Niraj Warikoo, Staff writer

http://www.freep.com/story/news/pol...dential-election-results-exit-polls/93465200/

 

[Anti Federalist]

Since this is the OFFICIAL election thread, I am OFFICIALLY disgusted that this election comes down to two sacks of authoritarian garbage. I'm about to go vote and haven't yet decided if I'll write in Ron Paul, Vermin Supreme, Charles Manson, or Vladimir Putin.

Freedom is NOT popular, comrade.

Not to most rank and file idiot AmeriKunts anyways.

 

[Jamesiv1]

CNN saying "If Trump does not win Florida it's game, set and match."

hanging chads, anyone?

 

[phill4paul]

Always happy to take time out of my busy voting schedule to help a beginner voter.

It's really quite straight forward:

If you vote for Trump, you're actually voting for Trump
If you vote for Hillary, you're actually voting for Hillary
If you vote for Johnson, Jill, or McMuffin, you're actually voting for Hillary
Except if you're a Hillary supporter
If you're a Hillary supporter, and you vote for Johnson, Jill, or Muffin, you're actually voting for Trump.
If you write someone in, you also voted for Trump (assuming Trump wins, which he will)
If you write someone in, and Trump somehow doesn't win, then you voted for Hillary
If you don't vote at all, you're a piss poor American and may God have mercy on your soul. And you also voted for Trump.

If you're no longer breathing, you voted for Hillary. Unless, the reason why you're no longer breathing, is because you had critical evidence against Hillary. In which case, you don't get a vote.

Wow. Perfect synopsis. This quote should really have been posted at every voting station all across America.

 

[John F Kennedy III]

CNN saying "If Trump does not win Florida it's game, set and match."

hanging chads, anyone?

How? How can all the results be in? It's not even 3pm here in Cali yet.

 

[AuH20]

How? How can all the results be in? It's not even 3pm here in Cali yet.

Agreed. The Western panhandle of FL isn't even in the Eastern Time Zone. It's Central.