Official presidential election results thread - Nov. 8, 2016

[John F Kennedy III]

 

[alucard13mm]

Wouldve been better if it was Prop 69... Also,why are so many porn girls all tatted up

 

[John F Kennedy III]

Wouldve been better if it was Prop 69... Also,why are so many porn girls all tatted up

For the most part it's only been the past few years that porn girls have been tatted up. I actually like it so I'm not complaining. It seems to have become mainstream in the industry, when before it was mostly BurningAngel they had any girls with more than a small tattoo.

 

[georgiaboy]

That slate votecastr thing has Gary Johnson at 7.4% in CO, 3.5% in FL, 5.6% IA, 5.4% NV, 5.6% OH, 4.4% PA, 4.7% WI.

Cool.

I voted Castle as an official write-in. Go third parties!

 

[John F Kennedy III]

That slate votecastr thing has Gary Johnson at 7.4% in CO, 3.5% in FL, 5.6% IA, 5.4% NV, 5.6% OH, 4.4% PA, 4.7% WI.

What about NM?

 

[P3ter_Griffin]

What about NM?

As far as I can tell they only are reporting on those 7 states.?

While I'm at it, more from MI:

http://www.freep.com/story/news/pol...dential-election-results-exit-polls/93465200/

12:11 p.m.: Broken counting machine in Detroit

Voters at Precinct 18 on the Detroit's east side have reported that the machine used to count the ballots is broken. "I called the commission and they don't seem like they're even concerned," said voter Patricia Perry, who got to the precinct around 8:30 a.m."You don't know if your ballot is spoiled or what because the machine isn't working." Perry said the poll workers continued to have voters "stuff their ballots" into the machine, despite it being broken. "It was so full that one of the workers had to come in there with her key, open the machine, take the ballots out and put them down in the bottom of the box. Then they let the people keep stuffing them in there." Perry said the polling location was crowded with voters, who said they had tried to call the election department several times.

11:37 a.m.: Fight breaks out in Ypsilanti Township

What started as a verbal altercation between two women-- one a Hillary Clinton supporter and the other a Donald Trump supporter-- turned physical at a polling location in Ypsilanti Township this morning after a man pushed one of the women down on the ground. Washtenaw County Sheriff's Office spokesman Derrick Jackson said the two female voters had just voted and were outside the polling location when they got into a verbal altercation about the candidates who they voted for. "A male subject interjected himself into the argument, ended up pushing down one of the females and then more people started getting involved in this back and forth verbal altercation," Jackson said, adding that no one had to be transported to the hospital. "It all began with them arguing back and forth about their particular candidate." No one was arrested and everyone was released at the scene.

lul

 

[Suzanimal]

But according to Hillary, a vote for Trump is a vote for Putin ...

Well, who are you voting for if you vote for Trump?

 

[John F Kennedy III]

I almost let my hatred of SJW's make me vote for Trump. After about 6 brain aneurysms walking into the polling place I got my head right and wrote in Ron Paul.

 

[Suzanimal]

Well, who are you voting for if you vote for Trump?

Edited to add...I'm confused.

Edited to add

I meant to edit, not quote.

 

[Mordan]

if I was a vote counting machine, I would laugh my ass off at write ins.

MordanMachine "LMAO. Another write-in for CaptainAmerica."

XMachine. "Let me flip that to Clinton"

MordanMachine "Controlled opposition. Controlled Liberty. Write-in are for ego maniacs whose ego thinks they know better".

 

[Occam's Banana]

Well, who are you voting for if you vote for Trump?

I don't know, except that the answer obviously isn't "Trump" - voting is much more complicated than that.

(@TheTexan could probably clear things up for us, but I'm sure he's too busy voting hard today ...)

 

[The Gold Standard]

Well, who are you voting for if you vote for Trump?

A vote for Trump is a vote for the Democrat in 2020. If Trump were to win, I suspect that they would have put him in to have a "free market" guy at the helm to take the blame when the economy dies again in the near future.

 

[AuH20]

A vote for Trump is a vote for the Democrat in 2020. If Trump were to win, I suspect that they would have put him in to have a "free market" guy at the helm to take the blame when the economy dies again in the near future.

Either candidate will be one term. Trump will be sabotaged internally and hemmed in by the Congress & Federal Courts. But that's why we fight. Provocation in the face of a no win political scenario is the goal. Creating a post-political movement that is willing to defy the law is the endgame.

 

[The Gold Standard]

Either candidate will be one term. Trump will be sabotaged and blocked in by the Congress & Federal Courts.

It all depends on how the bankers view their mess right now. If they think they can hold off the reckoning for a while, Hillary wins. If not, Trump wins, and Boobus clamors for a great central planner to save them in four years.

 

[RonPaulMall]

Wouldve been better if it was Prop 69... Also,why are so many porn girls all tatted up

The percentage of girls with low self esteem who don't have tats these days is simply too low for the industry to retain any sort of preference against tattooed women.

 

[AuH20]

It all depends on how the bankers view their mess right now. If they think they can hold off the reckoning for a while, Hillary wins. If not, Trump wins, and Boobus clamors for a great central planner to save them in four years.

Hillary gets thrown overboard and in comes the dangerous Marco Rubio aka the Cuban Bush. The special interests get their guy once again.

 

[Jamesiv1]

Either candidate will be one term. Trump will be sabotaged internally and hemmed in by the Congress & Federal Courts. But that's why we fight. Provocation in the face of a no win political scenario is the goal. Creating a post-political movement that is willing to defy the law is the endgame.

Trump wouldn't be hemmed in by anybody. If Congress pulled their usual shenanigans he could simply rule by Executive Order.

Whatever it takes to MAGA, by god.

 

[TheTexan]

I don't know, except that the answer obviously isn't "Trump" - voting is much more complicated than that.

(@TheTexan could probably clear things up for us, but I'm sure he's too busy voting hard today ...)

Always happy to take time out of my busy voting schedule to help a beginner voter.

It's really quite straight forward:

If you vote for Trump, you're actually voting for Trump
If you vote for Hillary, you're actually voting for Hillary
If you vote for Johnson, Jill, or McMuffin, you're actually voting for Hillary
Except if you're a Hillary supporter
If you're a Hillary supporter, and you vote for Johnson, Jill, or Muffin, you're actually voting for Trump.
If you write someone in, you also voted for Trump (assuming Trump wins, which he will)
If you write someone in, and Trump somehow doesn't win, then you voted for Hillary
If you don't vote at all, you're a piss poor American and may God have mercy on your soul. And you also voted for Trump.

If you're no longer breathing, you voted for Hillary. Unless, the reason why you're no longer breathing, is because you had critical evidence against Hillary. In which case, you don't get a vote.

 

[Influenza]

Always happy to take time out of my busy voting schedule to help a beginner voter.

It's really quite straight forward:

If you vote for Trump, you're actually voting for Trump
If you vote for Hillary, you're actually voting for Hillary
If you vote for Johnson, Jill, or McMuffin, you're actually voting for Hillary
Except if you're a Hillary supporter
If you're a Hillary supporter, and you vote for Johnson, Jill, or Muffin, you're actually voting for Trump.
If you write someone in, you also voted for Trump (assuming Trump wins, which he will)
If you write someone in, and Trump somehow doesn't win, then you voted for Hillary
If you don't vote at all, you're a piss poor American and may God have mercy on your soul. And you also voted for Trump.

If you're no longer breathing, you voted for Hillary. Unless, the reason why you're no longer breathing, is because you had critical evidence against Hillary. In which case, you don't get a vote.

sounds about right

 

[H. E. Panqui]

...lol! at the gd fool republican cheerleaders who claim, 'the democrats cheat at the polls'...

...the republican fools control around 30 states..(governorships and legislatures)...if anyone is cheating successfully it's the gd republican cretins... so turn off your radio and stfu...