An mdh is a long-haired booze-guzzling horndog geek who is the embodiment of honesty, freedom, and (depending on where you're standing when you look) excess. An mdh is a fearsome, mostly-nocturnal creature with poor hearing but an aural fixation for loud heavy metal. A tall beast, it strides around and lives mainly on a diverse diet of funnel cakes, beer, pizza, french fries, eggrolls, pasta, vegetables of various sorts, and cheese. Mdh's will sometimes mark their territory with large signs that read "Ron Paul 2008", and coordinate with other species wishing to attain a common goal.
Quick to anger, ruthlessly intelligent, and inherently logical, the mating rituals of the mdh...
Um, yeah. Not going into that here