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forsmant said:
I never said any thread was stupid. I said they were retarded. The retardedness of this thread was apparent in the title and needs no further declaration. In fact, the goal of this thread is to get retarded, right?
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Funny,
I thought the goal was humor and camaraderie.
 
Just poured another stout Crown and Coke. I have to forewarn ya'll....it's starting to kick in. I might start self-bumping my stupid Fiji water thread soon.:D
 
forsmant said:
I never said any thread was stupid. I said they were retarded. The retardedness of this thread was apparent in the title and needs no further declaration. In fact, the goal of this thread is to get retarded, right?
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My most sincere apologies. This thread is indeed, retarded. As am I.
 
The One said:
Just poured another stout Crown and Coke. I have to forewarn ya'll....it's starting to kick in. I might start self-bumping my stupid Fiji water thread soon.:D
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WTF is the deal with that thread--I never could bring myself to read a thread with that title. Apparently many others can though....
 
I'm downing my heineken keg. Those little kegs are great. They really do keep the beer fresh for longer than bottles or cans. And at 5 litres for $18ish, they're a good deal too.
 
amy31416 said:
yerrrr myyy besssssht friendd....give usssh a hug
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Sall, rite.
Though sober tonite, I have had my share.
I have closed bars all over this country.
I lived in Key West (Key weird) for many years.
"Where the weird turn Pro."
 
amy31416 said:
WTF is the deal with that thread--I never could bring myself to read a thread with that title. Apparently many others can though....
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One day, I was in bed with the flu or something. I was watching RP on Cspan and saw him drinking from a bottle of Fiji water. I looooooove Fiji water, so I started a thread about it, basically out of boredom. The next thing I knew, everybody was posting in this dumbass Fiji water thread. Ever since then, it's been kind of my own little joke to try to keep the thread alive. I'd like to hit 10,000 views....that would crack me up.
 
mdh said:
I'm downing my heineken keg. Those little kegs are great. They really do keep the beer fresh for longer than bottles or cans. And at 5 litres for $18ish, they're a good deal too.
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Those things are the shit, but they don't sell them in my area anymore.:(
 
The One said:
One day, I was in bed with the flu or something. I was watching RP on Cspan and saw him drinking from a bottle of Fiji water. I looooooove Fiji water, so I started a thread about it, basically out of boredom. The next thing I knew, everybody was posting in this dumbass Fiji water thread. Ever since then, it's been kind of my own little joke to try to keep the thread alive. I'd like to hit 10,000 views....that would crack me up.
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I'd like to say that epic threads are based on less, but I can't think of a single example--even Yongrel's "Hijack this thread," thread.
 
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