Whelp, thus far it appears that this debate is going down the crazy hole and only Rand is making any degree of sense. Here's how I break down everybody so far:
Rubio - Child who pulls stuff out of his ass. (Taiwan?!)
Cruz - Occasionally reasonable, largely melodramatic.
Carson - Snore...Uh! What! What?
Fiorina - I'm angry, I'm a sharpened battle ax, please notice me.
Kasich - I'm angry, I'm a douche bag, please notice me.
Christie - I'm angry, I like to talk to Americans and I see glaze everywhere because I love donuts, please notice me.
Bush - Why am I here, my family is rich, I'm living a lie.
Trump - Everything will be great, we'll build a wall, please don't notice my hair.
Rand - If we are going to defend America, let's at least try to stay American. (Like a boss)