Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon

[Agorism]

Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon

President Obama announces plans to deliver a two-hour speech explaining his reasons for granting clemency to Cranberry, the Thanksgiving turkey.

http://www.theonion.com/video/obama-outlines-moral-philosophical-justifications,18509

 

[TheHumblePhysicist]

Self promoting bastard. I think people are sick of seeing his stupid grin on TV. Turn on the TV, there's Obama! Change the channel, there's Obama! Obama, Obama, Obama! On late night TV, on comedy shows, on political shows, on the news, you can't get away!

 

[amy31416]

Self promoting bastard. I think people are sick of seeing his stupid grin on TV. Turn on the TV, there's Obama! Change the channel, there's Obama! Obama, Obama, Obama! On late night TV, on comedy shows, on political shows, on the news, you can't get away!

The article is from the satire "news" site, "The Onion."

 

[TheHumblePhysicist]

The article is from the satire "news" site, "The Onion."

Wow, for shame. HAHAHA! Wow, that is embarrassing. lol

Yeah, my comment was sarcastic. Really! yeeeeaaah......

 

[amy31416]

Wow, for shame. HAHAHA! Wow, that is embarrassing. lol

Yeah, my comment was sarcastic. Really! yeeeeaaah......

Hehehehe.

I made the mistake once before, and reality IS becoming more and more asinine every day. ...

 

[jmhudak17]

It's sad that I actually could have believed this...

 

[NYgs23]

Actually, I've long felt disgusted this pardoning a turkey tradition. It makes a mockery of all the people languishing in federal prisons for victimless crimes who should be pardoned.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Actually, I've long felt disgusted this pardoning a turkey tradition. It makes a mockery of all the people languishing in federal prisons for victimless crimes who should be pardoned.

Not to mention some hapless Afghan family of peasants who will get smoked by a "Predator" drone sometime on Thursday because they were unlucky enough to have al-CIA-da as neighbors last year.

 

[Agorism]

End the turkey pardon!

 

[Agorism]

turkey bump

 

[james1906]

Actually, I've long felt disgusted this pardoning a turkey tradition. It makes a mockery of all the people languishing in federal prisons for victimless crimes who should be pardoned.

Armenians don't like it either.