Meanwhile, a 2nd grade teacher is suspended for doing a class on gardening and having the audacity to bring "weapons of the garden" into the classroom.
http://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/teacher-suspended-for-showing-gardening-tools-to-class/
Up is down, inside is outside, black is white and a dog is a cat. WTF is going on??
No kidding. Things really have turned wonky.
All I remember from middle school is math, history, shop...