MATT COLLINS 4 POTUS!!! i'D ALMOST URGE HIM TO RUN 3RD PARTY!

[Aratus]

Not sure, but I get the feeling you are playing the dimwitted laugh-getter in some Abbot and Costello comedy team revival. Am I getting warm?

were i trying to totally pull a bud abbott number and be dead-pan, pokerfaced and doing a gag set-up, i'd have spelled minnysota as minny~soda

 

[Aratus]

deep down, of all of us who post here and have achived public office or are trying for the same, our Gunny might be our next
contender who in time shall get to d.c and actually potus run first, if the others here in this LIBERTY CANDIDATE sub~forum
wait before trying for the 1600 PENN AVE ADDRESS! we have to think out of the box as we try to keep the momentum going!

Huh?

NO WAY IN HELL. Not Collins.

Collins would get ripped apart.

dr. rand just got ripped apart by many of us.
after what we all saw on this board, it is only
the brave few who might enter politics now!!!
i think rand paul might run in 2016 if mitt looses
but one of the old rules from the 1800s is that
you do not challenge your own potus under all
normal circumstances. this is why matt collins
goes to the top of the list if mitt is very popular.

Would Collins be able to see over the podium at debates?

we can place him up there on a big stack of very old dictionaries that are dusty so he will gain a stature equal to noah webster, cousin of dan'l

The people we run cannot have skeletons in their closet.

i think we need to worry about a "gremlin" doing a snafu to the sound system.
this would be indeedy like the lincoln/douglas debates but within the GOP fold
where our matt explains how the IRS enslaves us all to very tall mitt the potus.

lol. I couldn't even conceive of a reason I would vote for someone like Mitt Romney, but gotta admit now if my only choices were Mitt or Collins, I'd have to go all in for Mitt and take my chances .

WTF?

has matt collins ever plundered about and taken bribes or done worse in a public position?
the worst he may have done is make a few sexist remarks akin to herman cain's at a few
pretty sweet young things when a pair of boobies was at eye level for him. we do have a
contender who has no scandals that will tumble out in front of the public. he is a natural!

normally i myself would not "hoosier" booster him so fervently but for the happenstance that i saw his wikipedia page
and it was very accurate about his political savvy & experiances in politics. he did help out in minnysota rather nicely.

Not sure, but I get the feeling you are playing the dimwitted laugh-getter in some Abbot and Costello comedy team revival. Am I getting warm?

were i trying to totally pull a bud abbott number and be dead-pan, pokerfaced and doing a gag set-up, i'd have spelled minnysota as minny~soda

odds are, i am not looking dim~witted to Matt Collins... he might even have me as
his campaign manager between december of 2014 and october of 2015
if by luck, mojo, savvy and momentum we have a rolling bandwagon going that is
revving up to take on a sitting GOP potus who knows how to fundraise!!!

 

[Kluge]

odds are, i am not looking dim~witted to Matt Collins... he might even have me as
his campaign manager between december of 2014 and october of 2015
if by luck, mojo, savvy and momentum we have a rolling bandwagon going that is
revving up to take on a sitting GOP potus who knows how to fundraise!!!

By all means, go for it--it's only realistic though if you're the campaign manager. First step: publicity shots.

 

[Mrs.Joe]

This ^^

 

[Aratus]

thats simple... its cinamatographer 101

we place all cameras on the ground and

angle them up. the scene where orson welles

walks into the campaign headquarters for

charles foster kane in 'citizen kane' would be

the way all filmed footage would be done...

even though orson's character looses the race.

 

[Aratus]

By all means, go for it--it's only realistic though if you're the campaign manager. First step: publicity shots.

Matt... Kluge is correct! i could have you looking and sounding like philosophically like Orson Welles but with
a greater gravitas! do i have a job? yes or no? or do we wait... we need to get past the fall election first!!!

 

[Roxi]

LOL you were serious. I thought this was just a little comic relief from the drama.

 

[Lightweis]

I saw matt collins at the leadership institute. A big hell no to that one!

 

[LibertyEagle]

I'm sorry, Aratus, but you have lost your mind.

 

[Aratus]

okaaaaaaaay.... potus is a big step for our lil ole Liberty hobbit. maybe he could be a mayor or a state legistaor first.
this gives him four years to clean up his act and never again wear a ponytail. barack obama as an insta-candidate.
why not matt collins or someone like him? we need to plan now for 2016 if rand runs for the senate and the gop in
unison would be furious at a serious contender taking on mitt romney. we may have to run an educational campaign!

 

[Aratus]

if matt backs me up on this one, and we both are serious, he's running.
if matt ignors me and doesn't reward me with the veep position for this
grand attempt at getting mitt romney to explain himself, assuming, then
with a very dry poker~faced yankee wit i am "funning" on our poor lil ole
Liberty hobbit. stephen douglas was not tall but could debate quite well.

 

[Aratus]

insta~potus in 2016 is too big a step for our Liberty hobbit?
you do know barack obama lowered the criteria + standards?

 

[Aratus]

As an afterthought, could we ask admin for both a 2014 and 2016 candidates forums at the same time???
This thread more properly belongs in the 2014 or 2016 candidates forum if matt collins runs for something!

 

[Aratus]

we can at least vouch for the veracity of his wikipedia page! i backed him up on it!

 

[LibertyEagle]

Why are you doing this?

 

[Aratus]

if matt would just cease with his bragging and puffery, he could get somewhere
and be somebody by the time he's in his 50s. he might get elected in tennessee.

 

[Aratus]

jon huntsman is being coaxed into speaking at the DNC.
rather than alex jones in 2016 i wanna run matt collins.
the two parties may have very wide open fields then!!!

 

[heavenlyboy34]

lolz@thread!! Best trolling I've seen in a while. I am impress!

 

[Aratus]

I think I might eventually hire matt collins as a political consultant when I take on
senator ed markey if gabriel gomez fails to win his senate race in a big way a.s.a.p.!

 

[KingRobbStark]

I'll be his official spokesman on RPF. That why I'm going to know a lot of things, and I ain't telling u guys nuthing.