Here is the synopsis I sent to some friends shortly after it happened a couple of weeks ago. This was after doing the Master Cleanse for 21 days, orange juice for 2 days, vegetable broth for 1 day, some fruits and vegetable soup for 2 days, then on the day of the affliction I had consumed a bowl of vegetable soup, some bread, some fruits, then just like that, the following happened:
"I just scored 50mls or morphine!...
But don't get to excited unless you want to retrieve it from my urine. Actually I just got released from the hospital this afternoon (Thurs), I've been in since early Monday. I ate some dinner on Sunday night at around 5, started getting really bad cramps by 8, started violent and almost uncontrollable vomiting around 2am off and on and didn't stop until 8am at which point I was so dehydrated my legs began to convulse so hard that I thought they might break my knee joints and foot bones. I couldn't keep any water down. I had Carrie calls an ambulance while screaming in pain. They showed up pretty quick within 10min, put me on a stretcher, an IV, an hauled me in to the ER where I was put on morphine injections (in the IV). 2mls here, 4mls there, and a 10ml whopper that I really felt. They did a CT-scan after having me drink some contrast dye solution over the course of two hours. The scan revealed that I had a small bowel obstruction which is why nothing was getting through so it all reversed direction and came out of my mouth. They installed a nasograstic tube in my nose and down my throat into my stomach to suck out all the fluids then got me a hospital room to meet with a surgeon. The NG tube was fucking terrible, everything about it was very unpleasant. After surgery was not likely going to be needed I was released and instructed to immediately return to the ER if the symptoms came back. I was treated with Morphine for pain, Reglan I guess to counter act the inhibitory effect that Morphine has on the bowel and for nausea (which I didn't have as long as there was nothing in my stomach), rest and LOTS of .9% Saline IV's, it took me 2 or 3 days just to urinate again. My blood pressure normalized and heart rate slowed back to normal 120/80 and 50-60bpm(except when measurements were taken by a particular nursing assistant who for some reason caused both to spike dramatically, you can't hide anything from your nurse

). On that note, my sex drive was large and unaffected (more on that later).
Relevant history:
I was a very very premature infant ejected right on the edge of viability and spent my first few weeks, maybe even months in an incubator being fed with an IV. They fed me Emphimil or some kind of fake infant nutrition that I had a severe allergic reaction to and it actually caused some of my small intestine to become necrotic. I was diagnosed with Necritizing Entero-Cholitis (NEC) and was wheeled in for emergency surgery on my second day post utero. They excised 10in. of the necrotic small intestine and spliced the pieces back together only to find that 3 days later they had fed me Emphemil again and caused the scar tissue to become inflamed occluding the small bowel. I had emergency surgery again on day 5 post utero. to fix the problem again. Some genius thought that infant nutrition created in a lab was superior to real mother's breast milk, since nature and millions of years of evolution or the divinely inspired creation of God is obviously so inferior to the mind and brilliant manifestations of man and industry, this was the medical paradigm back in the early 80's.
I have not had any problems since then, that is until Sunday. The surgeon had no idea what caused it (without doing exploratory surgery), and I am apparently better now. However he very strongly suspects that it was brought on by a complication of the scar tissue involved in that surgery known as adhesions exacerbated by my vomiting and electrolyte imbalance or a non-mechanical ileus, I was somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-15% dehydrated my muscles were all spasmodic and convulsing lumps of wood in a virtual state of paralysis. I was released but was forewarned to seek a specialist like a gastro-enterlologist to try and determine the cause of the episode.
Well, the next night after being released from the hospital I started to feel very ill again, extreme nausea. If I moved my head a little, or closed my eyes, or tried to talk I would immediately feel a strong urge to vomit, though I never did. This lasted for about 8 hours until I finally told Carrie to take me back to the ER. They gave me a shot of Zofran which helped with the nausea for about 5min then off to X-ray. I began to become even more nauseated and a pain started in my stomach. The X-rays and blood tests showed all normal, so they gave me another large shot of morphine and phenergan which did the trick...by knocking me out. I slept like baby. Although I have not felt really all that well since, in fact I feel like total crap, but I'm trying keep down food. As of today 2/9 I've lost 26lbs. Not to worry though, once I get my footing I usually bounce back pretty quick from things like this."
I have an appointment with a specialist next month, but my feelings are that this was caused by:
A. Adhesions from prior surgery exacerbated by a prolonged period with an empty bowel
B. Ileus (non-mechanical obstruction perhaps caused by a muscle contraction) due to dehydration/electrolyte imbalance exacerbated by breaking fast too rapidly.
C. Infection of some sort as they said my blood work showed that in addition to approaching renal failure, my white cell count was off the charts, as they put it, and an ileus can be caused by an infection.
Myself and the doctors were leaning towards B. or C. as the obstruction disappeared after a couple of days and adhesion would likely not just go away on there own. Curiously all the doctors I spoke with dismissed the idea that fasting and not eating anything for 21 days had anything to do with it. I was glad to hear this in a way because I thought the Master Cleanse was very enjoyable and a great experience. However, as a highly qualified pseudo-scientist I cannot dismiss the idea out of hand. I don't believe the MC caused any of this but it may have made a pre-existing situation rise to the surface.
I feel MUCH better now and am just trying to put some muscle back on. I have had almost zero urge to consume meat of any kind especially beef, though I have. I was terrified to eat anything for a week or so after I got out of the hospital for fear it may come back, but it didn't. I just reintroduced food very slowly, much slower than I normally would have, and I was fine. I am just now getting back to where I am eating normally. STAY HYDRATED. I have never had a cavity in my life, I take very good care of my teeth brushing and flossing daily, the dentists are always highly impressed with my teeth. In fact the last cleaning I had the dentist took some x-rays and while reviewing them muttered "astonishing" I asked what was wrong and he said "nothing, these are just remarkable teeth, no wear, no cavities, no degeneration of an kind, in fact I would estimate these teeth to last at least 400 years". Well during the MC I developed a tooth pain in my rear molar. At first it was only when I brushed (using a sonicare toothbrush), and was very painful like lightning shooting in my tooth when it vibrated. So I avoided brushing that tooth with the power on. After the MC was over and I was eating again, the pain has gone away when I brush but if I poke around the gum line on that tooth with a toothpick I feel the shooting pain again and it hurts when I drink cold water or something. I'm going to get that checked out soon as well. I'm wondering if this has anything to do with drinking the maple syrup sugars for that long or calcium scavenging from the teeth.
All in all the MC seemed like a transformation period. There was good and bad, mostly good though. Many perceptions I had, changed, here is a short concise list of things that come to mind:
1. fast food and drug commercials began to repulse me
2. seeing and smelling good food was very pleasing though I never had a strong urge to eat, the link between the senses and actually wanting to consume the food I was sensing seemed to be broken.
3. my sense of smell increased by an order of magnitude. All of a sudden I could detect the faintest smells, and let me tell you right now that EVERYONE has horrible breath, I was easily repulsed from across a room by anyone.
4. my eyes became more sensitive to colors particularly shades of red and yellow (hmmm, fast food restaurants take advantage of this mechanism).
5. I seemed to cease producing skin oils and my skin became very dry
6. mild insomnia
7. body temp dropped and I was always cold, especially the extremities
8. the usual mental clarity and focus thing was cool, I felt like a Jedi walking amidst a crowd of Jar-Jar Binks.
9. Everyone will tell you how much of an idiot they think you are and you won't give two shits about it.
10. joints felt very limber and loosy-goosy, I was gumby damnit.
11. Despite not consuming fats to produce hormones, my sex drive was unaffected or even slightly ramped. Not to say I wanted more sex but rather, I felt it became easier to be attracted to women in general, like my inhibitions were lowered. This is odd for me because I have very specific attractions to women and it's almost an all or nothing thing. During the MC it was all definite maybes

. My feelings of attraction towards women were extremely vivid, so get in line ladies, I don't know how much longer I can fight it off

. I wonder if this is just a hormones out of whack thing. I have a fascination with this particular topic as one might be fascinated by the politics of an alien civilization.
12. I had a strong desire to personally connect with people whatever that means, and I'm still trying to figure it out. Almost like a larvae that was now exiting the cocoon and trying to communicate. I can tell this one is very complex.
Now, after breaking and all the stuff that happened, the few pounds of fat that I apparently had (on face and torso) has not returned and I am slowly gaining back some weight in muscle since I have resumed working out to some degree. I still have some cramping in the gut after eating but it seems to be gradually disappearing. I was initially going to see if I could do 40 days, and I could have if I wanted too, but at around day 19 I felt that it was time to break soon. Not because I was super hungry though my appetite began to return, but more because I just felt that anything I was going to gain from it I felt I had already gained, and I began looking and feeling a bit emaciated, I also didn't want to lose any more muscle.
Let me know if you have any questions.