Master Cleanse (maple syrup, lemon/lime juice, red pepper & water)

[Nyte]

haha man im digging some veggies right now,a nd some sushi for some reason (i've only had it twice too).

yo, i accidently drank .2 liters of water from the Potomac River. My genius sibling placed the water by our regular drinking water (and the water was contained in three bottles, with the Deer Park label still on them!)

is this going to f my master cleanse up? my God, i've gone so far only to be screwed over by someone else's 'genius'.

nah. but you might need a couple more days to get that junk out of your system!

 

[orafi]

nah. but you might need a couple more days to get that junk out of your system!

haha no way man! spring break! i need to enjoy it with my friends who will be back for the weekend. plus we will play soccer and stuff, and i already plan on pigging out on sushi on thursday haha.

after i made the post, i just gouged down saline solution. blegh. im sure i flushed most of it out.

i'm just paranoid a little because i wanted to keep things as pure as possible in this cleanse. i think im going to start producing eggs because of the chemicals haha. oh well

 

[Nyte]

haha no way man! spring break! i need to enjoy it with my friends who will be back for the weekend. plus we will play soccer and stuff, and i already plan on pigging out on sushi on thursday haha.

This weekend?

If you're planning on eating this weekend you need to start coming off the cleanse asap.

Guess I'll put some thoughts down while I'm at it...

Day 12

I've reduced my preparation of the juice again down to 5 servings today. The last two days I haven't been able to finish 6 servings.

I've noticed that the cravings haven't been anywhere near as intense the last two days. No BM yestreday and today's was pretty small.

I'm down to 235 lbs (from 252). Even though I'm not doing this for weight loss, I'm hoping to break the 230 mark by the end of this weekend. Wow! It'll be amazing to be in the 220's again!

I've also noticed that I don't get invited to lunch or dinner anymore. I must have the plague or something.

 

[orafi]

This weekend?

If you're planning on eating this weekend you need to start coming off the cleanse asap.

Guess I'll put some thoughts down while I'm at it...

Day 12

I've reduced my preparation of the juice again down to 5 servings today. The last two days I haven't been able to finish 6 servings.

I've noticed that the cravings haven't been anywhere near as intense the last two days. No BM yestreday and today's was pretty small.

I'm down to 235 lbs (from 252). Even though I'm not doing this for weight loss, I'm hoping to break the 230 mark by the end of this weekend. Wow! It'll be amazing to be in the 220's again!

I've also noticed that I don't get invited to lunch or dinner anymore. I must have the plague or something.

Wow, that weight loss is impressive. You need to keep that off man. How tall are you? I myself have only lost about 3 pounds I think. I'm about 140 lbs.

And I will break my fast on Monday, ending the MC on Sunday night (my 9th day). I'm sad that I'm going to end it a day early, but I need to get out of the house haha. It is my fault for forgetting that break was this coming week! Too much to do, too much occupation, too many distractions. But this decision is not absolute, I will try to see if I can divise a plan where I can fast and be active at the same time. It will be my last day then, so I can go all out and recover with some nice OJ the next day I don't know yet. If I do quit early, I will try to make up for it with the whole grain rice detox (i love rice too, and i heard the brown rice flavor was very good and wholesome tasting)

should I drink the swf on the morning of my first ease out day?

Oh, and what is BM? Bile? Doo doo?

edit:

btw, I have been doing just 5 servings since tuesday and feel great.

 

[DAFTEK]

Wow, you guys all have a lot of willpower! I tried to go on a 2 day water fast once. I lasted til about 6 pm the first day... a whole ten hours. Ha! :o

I am on my 5th day of the Velocity 2 Diet, now i run into this cleanse diet and might need it after my 28 days on the Velocity2.....! lol

 

[Nyte]

Wow, that weight loss is impressive. You need to keep that off man. How tall are you? I myself have only lost about 3 pounds I think. I'm about 140 lbs.

And I will break my fast on Monday, ending the MC on Sunday night (my 9th day). I'm sad that I'm going to end it a day early, but I need to get out of the house haha. It is my fault for forgetting that break was this coming week! Too much to do, too much occupation, too many distractions. But this decision is not absolute, I will try to see if I can divise a plan where I can fast and be active at the same time. It will be my last day then, so I can go all out and recover with some nice OJ the next day I don't know yet. If I do quit early, I will try to make up for it with the whole grain rice detox (i love rice too, and i heard the brown rice flavor was very good and wholesome tasting)

should I drink the swf on the morning of my first ease out day?

Oh, and what is BM? Bile? Doo doo?

edit:

btw, I have been doing just 5 servings since tuesday and feel great.

I'm 6'1".

9 days is quite an accomplishment man! Nothing to feel sorry about for hitting that mark.

I'd probably not do a SWF that first day. You want to start rebuilding those bacteria and that would probably hurt more than help.

BM = Bowel Movement

Brown rice is really good. It's got a lot more flavor than white rice. Goes really well with steamed veggies.

 

[orafi]

I'm 6'1".

9 days is quite an accomplishment man! Nothing to feel sorry about for hitting that mark.

I'd probably not do a SWF that first day. You want to start rebuilding those bacteria and that would probably hurt more than help.

BM = Bowel Movement

Brown rice is really good. It's got a lot more flavor than white rice. Goes really well with steamed veggies.

Thanks man. I appreciate that. But that's one day of shitting I'll be missing haha.

And, do ethnic dressings/toppings go well on brown rice? You know like curry? I'm Pakistani, so I cannot escape it!

 

[Nyte]

Thanks man. I appreciate that. But that's one day of shitting I'll be missing haha.

And, do ethnic dressings/toppings go well on brown rice? You know like curry? I'm Pakistani, so I cannot escape it!

It would definitely be a different experience. I love curries, so if you do it, let me know what you think.

 

[Nyte]

Day 15

Today I'm really weak and lightheaded. I think I pushed myself way to hard yesterday. I worked on my car for 16 hours straight, and only drank about half of what I was supposed to. By the time I went to bed, I was so dehydrated and weak. This morning I almost passed out getting out of bed.

I'm at a crossroads... I'm trying to decide whether to power through this and continue on, or start transitioning off the cleanse so I can regain my strength.

Decisions, decisions...

 

[orafi]

Day 15

Today I'm really weak and lightheaded. I think I pushed myself way to hard yesterday. I worked on my car for 16 hours straight, and only drank about half of what I was supposed to. By the time I went to bed, I was so dehydrated and weak. This morning I almost passed out getting out of bed.

I'm at a crossroads... I'm trying to decide whether to power through this and continue on, or start transitioning off the cleanse so I can regain my strength.

Decisions, decisions...

Yikes. You might have to drink some extra lemon juice and maple syrup to gain back yoru energy.

Best of luck.

 

[fedup100]

Too bad this cleanse can't clean the shit out of the tyrannical government, if it could, judging by the response to this thread we would all be a free people by now.

 

[SWATH]

Remember what I said, STAY HYDRATED. Unless of course you want to end up the hospital with a tube down your throat attached to a dirt devil, on the other hand you might meet a cute nurse so take that into consideration.

 

[Nyte]

Remember what I said, STAY HYDRATED. Unless of course you want to end up the hospital with a tube down your throat attached to a dirt devil, on the other hand you might meet a cute nurse so take that into consideration.

:o

Yeah, I know... lol. I'm feeling a little better this evening.

I've been drinking a lot of water. I actually "cheated" a little and had a glass of fresh juiced apple juice (two apples made a little less than 1 cup). It tasted really good, but after a few sips it was really sweet. I think I sipped on it for over half an hour. I found it amazing how much I savored this one little "indulgence".

This afternoon it was back on the lemonjuice.

 

[orafi]

:o

Yeah, I know... lol. I'm feeling a little better this evening.

I've been drinking a lot of water. I actually "cheated" a little and had a glass of fresh juiced apple juice (two apples made a little less than 1 cup). It tasted really good, but after a few sips it was really sweet. I think I sipped on it for over half an hour. I found it amazing how much I savored this one little "indulgence".

This afternoon it was back on the lemonjuice.

Heh. Think of the bright side, apple juice is a killer antioxident.

 

[JeNNiF00F00]

Too bad this cleanse can't clean the shit out of the tyrannical government, if it could, judging by the response to this thread we would all be a free people by now.

lol thanks for the laugh.

 

[jlott00]

im starting another round of the cleanse, last time my tongue didnt quiet turn all the way pink, but i was hungry on day 11 and felt my body needed some nutrition, ive been on a vegetarian diet and i feel ive "charged" myself up and im ready for another go...maybe longer this time,

 

[Danke]

Just finished 28 days. Lost about a pound a day. In the third week I started having dreams about eating solid food. By the forth week I was really getting tired of the lemonade concoction taste.

I was tired and slept more than usual, and napped, which I never do normally. I think it may partially have to do with no coffee for me while on the MC.


Next time I do a MC, it will probably be only for 10 days.

 

[Met Income]

How does the MC affect your brain functions? I want to do this but do not want my production at work to suffer.

Also, is anyone worried about tooth enamel damage from the lemon juice?

 

[Met Income]

Regarding the tongue, why not just use a tongue scraper? I use it twice a day.

 

[Met Income]

Can you take multi-vitamins on MC?