acptulsa
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Sorry I'm late. Sorry I made Michael late.
Seems I have a mental block about sunscreen. Generally I get by just fine without it. Listen to your body and you know when to hit the shade. Pedal 'on a schedule' (hahahahaha) and you just don't get all the shade you need when you want it. I learned my lesson some years ago--I don't forget my sunscreen on float trips any more. After Thursday, you can bet I won't forget it on a long, non-solo ride again, either.
My scalp under my hair is sunburned.
I should have known what I was in for before I got there. But riding up to Claremore to serve as guide through the tricky business of the 'burb of Catoosa and keeping him on Historic Route 66 was just too easy. Twenty-six miles in the cool of the morning, with a tailwind all the way, and taking the beautiful and pretty flat Port Road to do it. I didn't really realize I had that tailwind, though I had enough clues:
Notice the flag? I didn't; my neck doesn't swivel like those of lizards...
Anyway, I made it into Claremore in fine style. I had driven up the evening before to show him the (outside of the closed) memorial to Oklahoma's Number One Son, Will Rogers. We had chicken chunks, potatoes and sausage gravy, fried okra, and Shiner Bock all of which agreed with the man more accustomed to poi. And we hit the shores of Claremore Lake to shoot a couple of videos. It was a nice evening, and made the morning go more quickly.
Not quickly enough--or rather, it went by too quickly. By the time we met the intelligent and lovely Jessica Blythe-Ammons of the Claremore Daily Progress (everything nice Will Rogers ever said about small town papers is still true; they're still more interested in serving their readers than their masters), had a great interview with a couple of captains in the Rogers County Sheriff's Department (I told them any militia that doesn't listen to the Constitutionally mandated County Sheriff isn't Constitutional, though they may claim to be), and saw the exceptional J.M. Davis Museum of Arms, it got to be noon.
The curator was more than kind and hospitable.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER008.jpg
Some of the patrons were very interested in the message, and one was from Hawaii!
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER006.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER009.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER011.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER012.jpg
And the extensive collection was, as always, more than fascinating. And no, this isn't a cannon. It's a gatling gun:
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER013.jpg
So, as the noonday sun rose high over our heads, we set off into the teeth of a fifteen to twenty mile per hour headwind and a series of not terribly steep but very continuous grades. And, well, I tried to get myself in a good condition to do the LibertyRiderSix title justice, but nothing prepares you for those headwinds and one's own stupidity regarding sunscreen. But I like to flatter myself that my camera made me worth the time I cost him. Route 66 does have its photo ops (as you can see in Michael's post).
Besides, one of my mercy stops in the shade netted Michael a chance to preach liberty to another lovely lady who happened by (our lovely ladies all seemed particularly impressed by the well-tanned Hawaiian Iron Man)...
...and left me in a good postion to get photographic proof that he and I aren't lying when we say we saw a genuine black helicopter!

http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER016.jpg
We made it to the last trick to keeping the old route, rounded a corner to the west, rather than the south, and celebrated having defeated that relentless wind.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER018.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER019.jpg
We made it about another mile before I fell out. It wasn't my legs, and it wasn't my breath. It was my skin. When your sunburn gets to that point where your body has had quite enough of your foolish program, any touch of sun saps your strength on the spot. So, I decided I'd rather stand on my forty-four mile day (about half of Michael's day record, but still more than Michael did that particular day) than die for the cause, and I sent him on ahead and crawled to the nearest shady bus stop. Even when I cheated Michael handily outran me! Damn! You'd think he had thousands of miles of training or something. I wasn't feeling to bad about it--until I learned he's older than me...
Well, we got in another couple of Route 66 photos...
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER020.jpg
...and rode another half a mile and up one more hill--the one I live on. There, we walked into the air, drank about 22oz. of well-iced spring water each. For the next few minutes we sang a round of gulp gulp gulp Ahhhhh!! May not sound very musical to you, but we sure enjoyed it.
He unpacked while I showered, then I lit the fires while he showered. Soon my living room was full of members of my meetup and a few of the ones near us, and I (with major help from the irreplaceable Julia of Switzerland, Tireless Art, and fundraising help from Sandra aka acainfonet) fed our man like a genuine Plains Native. He had barbequed buffalo filet, sweet maize on the cob steamed in the husk over a low charcoal fire, and fry bread. After a hard ride, that did indeed hit the spot! I then proceeded to land on the couch--and stay there.
The next morning, I donned full length jeans, a shirt with sleeves, and my panama hat, and conned myself into getting back on that damned heavy, high-geared old crate of a bike of mine, and we headed off. We varied from old Route 66 for just about a mile. Why? Because Tulsa's photo ops aren't all on that route, that's why.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER027.jpg
And neither is the sheriff's office.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER028.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER030.jpg
I had received a very nice email from that very office (which I wasn't able to log on and get until just now) regretting that the honorable Sheriff Stanley Glanz was out of town. But Michael did get an interview with a couple of high-ranking deputies while I guarded the bikes on the plaza and told the hot dog vendor all about what we were doing to return this government of the corporations, by the corporations and for the corporations to the people it was intended to serve. He was so happy to hear it he contributed two bottles of ice cold water to the cause (sometimes in the Oklahoma summer that is better than gold). Then mayoral candidate Clay Clark showed up and did an interview of Michael for YouTube.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER032.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER033.jpg
I then led Michael back to Route 66, he pointed his camera at my lobsterized face, and we were forced to go our seperate ways.
Wouldn't have missed it for the world. Pedal safe, Iron Man! Mahalo (did I say that right?)!
Seems I have a mental block about sunscreen. Generally I get by just fine without it. Listen to your body and you know when to hit the shade. Pedal 'on a schedule' (hahahahaha) and you just don't get all the shade you need when you want it. I learned my lesson some years ago--I don't forget my sunscreen on float trips any more. After Thursday, you can bet I won't forget it on a long, non-solo ride again, either.
My scalp under my hair is sunburned.
I should have known what I was in for before I got there. But riding up to Claremore to serve as guide through the tricky business of the 'burb of Catoosa and keeping him on Historic Route 66 was just too easy. Twenty-six miles in the cool of the morning, with a tailwind all the way, and taking the beautiful and pretty flat Port Road to do it. I didn't really realize I had that tailwind, though I had enough clues:
Notice the flag? I didn't; my neck doesn't swivel like those of lizards...
Anyway, I made it into Claremore in fine style. I had driven up the evening before to show him the (outside of the closed) memorial to Oklahoma's Number One Son, Will Rogers. We had chicken chunks, potatoes and sausage gravy, fried okra, and Shiner Bock all of which agreed with the man more accustomed to poi. And we hit the shores of Claremore Lake to shoot a couple of videos. It was a nice evening, and made the morning go more quickly.
Not quickly enough--or rather, it went by too quickly. By the time we met the intelligent and lovely Jessica Blythe-Ammons of the Claremore Daily Progress (everything nice Will Rogers ever said about small town papers is still true; they're still more interested in serving their readers than their masters), had a great interview with a couple of captains in the Rogers County Sheriff's Department (I told them any militia that doesn't listen to the Constitutionally mandated County Sheriff isn't Constitutional, though they may claim to be), and saw the exceptional J.M. Davis Museum of Arms, it got to be noon.
The curator was more than kind and hospitable.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER008.jpg
Some of the patrons were very interested in the message, and one was from Hawaii!
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER006.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER009.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER011.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER012.jpg
And the extensive collection was, as always, more than fascinating. And no, this isn't a cannon. It's a gatling gun:
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER013.jpg
So, as the noonday sun rose high over our heads, we set off into the teeth of a fifteen to twenty mile per hour headwind and a series of not terribly steep but very continuous grades. And, well, I tried to get myself in a good condition to do the LibertyRiderSix title justice, but nothing prepares you for those headwinds and one's own stupidity regarding sunscreen. But I like to flatter myself that my camera made me worth the time I cost him. Route 66 does have its photo ops (as you can see in Michael's post).
Besides, one of my mercy stops in the shade netted Michael a chance to preach liberty to another lovely lady who happened by (our lovely ladies all seemed particularly impressed by the well-tanned Hawaiian Iron Man)...
...and left me in a good postion to get photographic proof that he and I aren't lying when we say we saw a genuine black helicopter!

http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER016.jpg
We made it to the last trick to keeping the old route, rounded a corner to the west, rather than the south, and celebrated having defeated that relentless wind.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER018.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER019.jpg
We made it about another mile before I fell out. It wasn't my legs, and it wasn't my breath. It was my skin. When your sunburn gets to that point where your body has had quite enough of your foolish program, any touch of sun saps your strength on the spot. So, I decided I'd rather stand on my forty-four mile day (about half of Michael's day record, but still more than Michael did that particular day) than die for the cause, and I sent him on ahead and crawled to the nearest shady bus stop. Even when I cheated Michael handily outran me! Damn! You'd think he had thousands of miles of training or something. I wasn't feeling to bad about it--until I learned he's older than me...

Well, we got in another couple of Route 66 photos...
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER020.jpg
...and rode another half a mile and up one more hill--the one I live on. There, we walked into the air, drank about 22oz. of well-iced spring water each. For the next few minutes we sang a round of gulp gulp gulp Ahhhhh!! May not sound very musical to you, but we sure enjoyed it.
He unpacked while I showered, then I lit the fires while he showered. Soon my living room was full of members of my meetup and a few of the ones near us, and I (with major help from the irreplaceable Julia of Switzerland, Tireless Art, and fundraising help from Sandra aka acainfonet) fed our man like a genuine Plains Native. He had barbequed buffalo filet, sweet maize on the cob steamed in the husk over a low charcoal fire, and fry bread. After a hard ride, that did indeed hit the spot! I then proceeded to land on the couch--and stay there.
The next morning, I donned full length jeans, a shirt with sleeves, and my panama hat, and conned myself into getting back on that damned heavy, high-geared old crate of a bike of mine, and we headed off. We varied from old Route 66 for just about a mile. Why? Because Tulsa's photo ops aren't all on that route, that's why.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER027.jpg
And neither is the sheriff's office.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER028.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER030.jpg
I had received a very nice email from that very office (which I wasn't able to log on and get until just now) regretting that the honorable Sheriff Stanley Glanz was out of town. But Michael did get an interview with a couple of high-ranking deputies while I guarded the bikes on the plaza and told the hot dog vendor all about what we were doing to return this government of the corporations, by the corporations and for the corporations to the people it was intended to serve. He was so happy to hear it he contributed two bottles of ice cold water to the cause (sometimes in the Oklahoma summer that is better than gold). Then mayoral candidate Clay Clark showed up and did an interview of Michael for YouTube.
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER032.jpg
http://s262.photobucket.com/albums/ii95/acptulsa/LIBERTYRIDER033.jpg
I then led Michael back to Route 66, he pointed his camera at my lobsterized face, and we were forced to go our seperate ways.
Wouldn't have missed it for the world. Pedal safe, Iron Man! Mahalo (did I say that right?)!
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