GunnyFreedom
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A Swiss army knife...
It was a Swiss army knife.
I stand with you in mockery and derision, trained kops after all, and yet I do not want to downplay the humble Swiss Army Knife, particularly the Victorinox. I had a Victorinox when I was a kid, and that thing would literally split a dropped hair. It would take you down to the bone, and bite into the bone like passing through so much warm butter. The sharpest boxknife was like a butter knife compared to that thing.
I, for one don't believe the official story. Something about the knife halfway open really bothers me. But to be fair to existential reality being a Victorinox if it was kept well and in good condition then it was less a 4" pocketknife and more like a 4" scalpel.