Kids blackmarket salt-n-sugar at school

[amy31416]

I'm still trying to figure out why the presidents wife should have anything to say about all of this.

She wants your kid's fat asses to fit in a humvee--national security threat and all that.

 

[Danke]

She wants your kid's fat asses to fit in a humvee--national security threat and all that.

Feed your children well.

 

[tangent4ronpaul]

This thread is a hoot!

Psssst kid - wanna buy some condiments? <wink>



-t

 

[XNavyNuke]

Here is Mr Payne's entire testimony.

http://edworkforce.house.gov/uploadedfiles/payne_testimony.pdf

XNN

 

[invisible]

Why would any self-respecting high school kid even be in the cafeteria for lunch at all, when they could be safely off of school grounds somewhere, smoking hash with their friends and cranking up Black Sabbath and the Butthole Surfers? I suppose that the high school experience has changed a lot since the mid-1980's.

 

[specsaregood]

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[limequat]

Someone should start a website called the Chocolate Milk Road for anonymously trading illegal food in schools.

 

[r3volution 3.0]

Cutting up lines of pixie dust on a mirror in the bathroom stall.

Taking 8-balls of sour patch kids to the dome before gym class.

Little Billy goes into withdrawal in math class, sees Willy Wonka climbing the walls with a knife in his teeth.

 

[r3volution 3.0]

 

[tangent4ronpaul]

Why would any self-respecting high school kid even be in the cafeteria for lunch at all, when they could be safely off of school grounds somewhere, smoking hash with their friends and cranking up Black Sabbath and the Butthole Surfers? I suppose that the high school experience has changed a lot since the mid-1980's.

Good times!

-t

 

[LibertyRevolution]

I do admire these kids entrepreneurial skills though though. I used to run a Sam's-Club-to-homeroom tear jerker, atomic fireball, and blue blowpop operation.

Damn right. It wasn't books in my bookbag either. You name it we sold it. Hell, we would take special orders to bring in for the next day.

 

[Aratus]

Sometimes I ponder how and what would needed to be done for people to accept reality of 1984 or some other dystopian world...

How would people be prepared to eat tasteless food that is rationed and in short supply?

good Q

 

[timosman]

Sometimes I ponder how and what would needed to be done for people to accept reality of 1984 or some other dystopian world...

How would people be prepared to eat tasteless food that is rationed and in short supply?

All the while being told the food shortages are caused by terrorists or some such and which you are supposed not to like too much.

 

[heavenlyboy34]

And we are talking about real sugar instead of the high fructose corn syrup or the other artificial fake sugary stuff. Good for them, learning the art of hustling and healthy eating.

HFCS is more awkward than cane sugar and the fake shit doesn't taste good. Betcha the brilliant little Bad Kids only dealt in the real deal.

 

[Slave Mentality]

Psssst, hey kid, know anyone looking for any Cavenders Greek Seasoning?

 

[acptulsa]

So, we cut out all salt, which can lead to cramps, and is far more likely to cause a child a heart attack, because too much salt can cause a middle aged man a heart attack. And we cut out sugar, which children need to grow and exercise, because middle aged men have stopped growing up and sugar only makes them grow horizontally.

And the child's survival instincts are ignored, and children are told that when they listen to their own bodies about their health they are being bad children. And they don't get what they need, but are instead given what a middle aged man needs, by people who consider middle aged men the devil and complain all the time about how the world is skewed to meet their needs and no one else's.

And we deprive children of what they really need to grow up strong and healthy under the name 'Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.'

And all on the word of a woman known to have six kinds of pie on the table for her daughters.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/28/a-white-house-menu-heavy-on-the-pies/?_r=0

Make that nine kinds of pie on the table. All at the same time.

Ignorance is strength.

 

[limequat]

So, we cut out all salt, which can lead to cramps, and is far more likely to cause a child a heart attack, because too much salt can cause a middle aged man a heart attack. And we cut out sugar, which children need to grow and exercise, because middle aged men have stopped growing up and sugar only makes them grow horizontally.

And the child' survival instincts are ignored, and children are told that when they listen to their own bodies about their health they are being bad children. And they don't get what they need, but are instead given what a middle aged man needs, by people who consider middle aged men the devil and complain all the time about how the world is skewed to meet their needs and no one else's.

And we deprive children of what they really need to grow up strong and healthy under the name 'Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.'

And all on the word of a woman known to have six kinds of pie on the table for her daughters.

Ignorance is strength.

Damn.

 

[jbauer]

So what does a salt packet go for?

 

[moostraks]

I laughed way too hard at that one.

 

[Root]

These kids could make a killing with some hot sauce packets.