Kids blackmarket salt-n-sugar at school

[tod evans]

These kids could make a killing with some hot sauce packets.

There was an article a couple weeks ago about some kid that got his tit in a wringer over ghost peppers.......

 

[Paulbot99]

The FDA just ran a sting operation. Twenty sugar dealers and addicts are confirmed dead. The brave officers could have been harmed, though! :O

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

There was an article a couple weeks ago about some kid that got his tit in a wringer over ghost peppers.......

They're lacing the condiments already!

Ghost Pepper codeword = Dr. Pepper

 

[Jamesiv1]

Caught?

And sitting in detention for up to 3 full grades waiting for the principal to give them a strongly-worded lecture about dealing illegal condiments.

 

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

And sitting in detention for up to 3 full grades waiting for the principal to give them a strongly-worded lecture about dealing illegal condiments.

hah I spent half my time in detention as a kid for not following shitty rules, like asking for permission to piss. I guess that's why I'm here.

 

[The Free Hornet]

And all on the word of a woman known to have six kinds of pie on the table for her daughters.

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/11/28/a-white-house-menu-heavy-on-the-pies/?_r=0

Make that nine kinds of pie on the table. All at the same time.

This was a Thanksgiving dinner that included guests. The daughters otherwise have jack shit to do with the pies. I'll get at least 3 different pies and I'm not even mayor of a village or nuttin! The article lists "Greens" as a menu items as well but what is that? Peas, asparagus, green beans, broccoli??? Individually or in a bowl together? I suspect they were lumped together out of laziness or to de-emphasize their availability (after all, why not list "Pies"). And does anyone believe they didn't have some icecream on hand or maybe that just wasn't listed? Or maybe Moochelle wanted to focus on traditional Turkey Day stuff kind of how some people ignore the health affects of cake on their birthday. I.e., big fucking deal. Maybe Obama needs the SS to sneak him junk food and smokes.

The point could be better if focused on the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do hypocrisy, but the focus really seems to be on the pies here.

Why does 'blogspot' ask me to log in???:
http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/2013/11/after-quick-deaths-for-all-of-president.html

I couldn't find a discussion as to why Google would require (not want, but require) a login for viewing stupid blog pages. I hope these bloggers are justly compensated or punished. Or compensated then punished.

 

[DamianTV]

Make ANYTHING illegal and you only succeed in creating a Black Market for it.

 

[Working Poor]

I am glad that some have found a way to make money

 

[osan]

From Drudge;



Kids Create Salt Black Markets in Cafeterias Due to Michelle Obama’s Lunch Rules

Oh gee, I would never have expected this.

Pardon my dinosaur-like opinions, but the so-called "first-lady" should keep its yap shut and nose out of political issues.

Children are creating their own black markets to trade and sell salt due to First Lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules.

...“unintended consequences”... students have been caught bringing–and even selling–salt, pepper, and sugar in school...

In a sane world I would say "Good! This illustrates how such laws are less than worthless." However, the average man now being as hopelessly stoopid as he is and "government" being so hopelessly disinterested in anything we might have to say on the matter, I feel the words sticking in my throat, said throat so very reticent to allow itself to become party to such rank futility.

“This ‘contraband’ economy... ” he said.

Dare I wonder what happens to students caught with such "contraband"? Dare I wonder whether even one has been brought into contact with police, or threatened with same?

Payne noted other problems with the “one-size-fits-all” approach to providing healthier meals to students, including fewer kids participating in the program and higher food waste. The trend started in 2012, when the school lunch law, which was championed by Mrs. Obama, went into effect.

Some of the kids have better sense than the monster Obama. To this I WILL say "good". The only real negative here is the waste of food, which is appalling even if the quality is far below acceptable par.

“Students are avoiding cafeteria food,” Payne said. “More students bring their lunch, and a few parents even ‘check out’ their child from campus, taking them to a local fast-food restaurant or home for lunch.”

YES!

My joy unbridled is all too quickly squelched back to heel with the sad thought which wonders, "how long until Theye pass a law making it a crime to 'opt-out' in these ways and perhaps any others, as well?"

Dr. Lynn Harvey agreed that the whole-grain requirement is not working, as kids refuse to eat dense and dry biscuits, and “unpalatable” grits.

Grits? Oh really? Perhaps Michelle would have them eating watermelon and fried chicken as well? Where'd I put that iron bar? Anyone?

“This product dissatisfaction has contributed to a decline in breakfast participation in 60 percent of North Carolina’s school districts,” she said.

Is there nothing that an Obama touches that doesn't turn to poo? The Obamas are like a micro-dynasty of impossible idiots.

“Biscuits and corn muffins are part of the state’s cultural and regional food heritage, just as bagels are traditional in the Northeast and tortillas in the Southwest,” Harvey added. “These foods are very popular breakfast items; the addition of whole grain flour has created products that are dense, compact, dry, and crumbly instead of light, moist, tender, and flaky.”

That is because that is what whole grain flours do to such foods. I tried making/baking various items with whole wheat flour, for example. YICK... and we have quite the kitchen in this household. My wife cooks like you would not believe. Try making roti ("naan") with whole wheat flour. They qualify as discuses in summer Olympic games. And the flavor is also not very appealing.

Harvey said since the new rules went into effect participation in the school lunch program in her state has declined by 5 percent, “a loss of nearly 13 million meals in two years.”

Let us raise a glass in hope of seeing that go to 50% and beyond. I would just love to see how Theye react to so blatant and public a message. Probably that law criminalizing refusal to eat their poisons.

School districts across the country have echoed Payne and Harvey’s complaints. Students have noted the unappetizing fare on Twitter, with the viral hash tag #ThanksMichelleObama, which led the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) to launch their own social media campaign, soliciting pictures of more appetizing food.

Only government stooges could come up with a response such as this... as if appearances were enough. I guess this makes it official: being a willful idiot is in fact a requirement for most government positions.

House Republicans have introduced legislation to give schools more flexibility in meeting the rules.

Sweet Jesus... obviously it occurs to none of those stooges to simply repeal the law in question, eh? Ugh... I feel that headache returning.

A bill sponsored by Rep. Kristi Noem (R., S.D.) would “ease sodium restrictions, give school administrators flexibility on some of the rules that have increased costs, including the school breakfast program, a la carte options, and school lunch price increases, and make USDA’s easing of the meat and grain requirements permanent,” according to the Hill.

Yes, I am certain this will solve the problem. Anyone have a couple valium with which they would be willing to part in charity for a fellow human in pain?

God in heaven, please please PUH-LEEZE get the nationwide civil insurrection under weigh and let the hangings of "government" officials begin ASAP, for the rest of us stand in mortal peril.