Kerry to Russia: You don't invade a country on a trumped up pretext

Wait, wait... STOP THE PRESS... HOLD THE PHONE... BACK UP...

Are you telling me... that a statist politician (but I repeat myself)... has a DOUBLE STANDARD... in matters of... policy?!??!?! *gasp*

How could this possibly be?!?!?! THIS IS NEW INFORMATION!

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Wow... To think Kerry was so close to being president at one point. Holy shit. It seems every comment Kerry makes regarding foreign affairs is dog poop sitting out on a summer day.
 
Wait, wait... STOP THE PRESS... HOLD THE PHONE... BACK UP...

Are you telling me... that a statist politician (but I repeat myself)... has a DOUBLE STANDARD... in matters of... policy?!??!?! *gasp*

How could this possibly be?!?!?! THIS IS NEW INFORMATION!

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It is new information for a lot of people that only watch TV. We thankfully have the internet now to condemn their bullshit and spread it far and wide. Social media wasn't nearly as powerful during the Iraq build-up as it is now.
 
How dare you people criticize such a learned and respected man! I suggest all of you people look in the mirror. You have already seen the axis of evil, and it is you!!!!!

Now all of you--go back to your happy place and keep quiet.
 
How does he say this shit with a straight face?


Like really? Just how.

Thanks for the laughs.



Are these guys so balls deep in their own bullshit that they actually believe it and can somehow justify what they say and not feel like hypocrites?



Or do they go back to their private meetings, crack open a bottle and laugh their fucking asses off when they see it replayed on the news later on?
 
How does he say this shit with a straight face?


Like really? Just how.

Thanks for the laughs.



Are these guys so balls deep in their own bullshit that they actually believe it and can somehow justify what they say and not feel like hypocrites?



Or do they go back to their private meetings, crack open a bottle and laugh their fucking asses off when they see it replayed on the news later on?






Obama: Hey JM, I dare you to get on the news and say "We are all ukranians now." That would be fucking hilarious.

McCain: No..... Again!?! Wait, the only way I can possibly do that without laughing is with a butt plug up my ass.

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Mitt: Good one! I double dare yoU!!! Go for it Jon!!

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Obama: Hey J.K. Top that shit. Say something about warning them not to invade for false pretexts. But you gotta make it sound real

Kerry: Done. You saw the oscars?? Give me the fucking oscar. That was brilliant.

Edwards: Kerry, you are my hero. That was awesome!

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Obama: You guys are a riot! Someone get Dick on the phone, this is too good.

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May I just point out something blatantly obvious that all of you seem to be missing?

John Kerry sat in Washington and said you don't invade countries on trumped up charges. John Kerry did not sit in Washington and say that we don't invade countries on trumped up charges.

Of course he was still lying, because when we invaded Afghanistan on trumped up charges Russia had already showed us how to (or rather how not to) do it.

But still. There is a difference. Remember, just because the U.S. has no moral authority doesn't mean the U.S. won't exercise moral authority. If you don't believe me, ask Saddam Hussein.
 
May I just point out something blatantly obvious that all of you seem to be missing?

John Kerry sat in Washington and said you don't invade countries on trumped up charges. John Kerry did not sit in Washington and say that we don't invade countries on trumped up charges.

Of course he was still lying, because when we invaded Afghanistan on trumped up charges Russia had already showed us how to (or rather how not to) do it.

But still. There is a difference. Remember, just because the U.S. has no moral authority doesn't mean the U.S. won't exercise moral authority. If you don't believe me, ask Saddam Hussein.

Its all about what you can get away with - or to paraphrase GEN Patton - there is only one international law, the strongest army.
 
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